Jervis Tetch

Twinkle, twinkle little bat...

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There's blood with the currants but none on the cheese, the tea cozies are splendid so come join me, please.

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Let's put it together, let's take it apart, but with so many options, where does one start?

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A lovely day for hunting snark, here and there in Gotham Park. No fur of bat, no wing of cat, should I ponder where you're at?

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Of baths and bubbles and tea cake crumbles. With only a hat to cover your troubles.

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@_Lightbreaker <sputters> A can? A can you say? Freshness in and freshness out it matters greatly when it fills the spout. @rion_yamaki

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@rion_yamaki Any hallucinations are strictly the fault of the user. Confusing good tea with bad. Some restrictions apply.

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Oh my dearest, dearest dear, the tea is poured, the places set, all that's left.... Well, we'll get acquainted yet.

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A trap has been set to catch a bat. A singular ploy pulled from my hat. Should it go off right now or soon? No, not that. Never before noon.

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@ImCuriousYouSee *calmly combs hair and sits down at the tea table*

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@ImCuriousYouSee Never before noon.

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@ImCuriousYouSee *flails about throwing handfuls of relish* *pours mustard into hat before re-donning it*

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@ImCuriousYouSee Confounded condiment! *flails* Not nearly enough rutabagas for my liking. Not sandpapered enough! Too many candles!

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@ImCuriousYouSee A little mayhem now and then is relished by the maddest men.

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@ImCuriousYouSee Absolutely my dear. A little bit of it both near and here.

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<twirls> I fully enjoy this place, Iook at all this glorious space. What a lovely day for a party wouldn't you agree?

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@CSA_Owlman I don't recall sending you an invitation. Must have slipped my mind. Slippery little eels.

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Mustn't struggle. Shouldn't fuss. The ropes are tied, you made me. I must.

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All my guests, all in such festive dress. A hat for you and a hat for me, what am I forgetting, oh yes let's pour the tea!

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My lords and ladies! You're all invited, for those who have received an invitation, to the ball! Formal dress required. Come one come all!

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@NLFirestarter Keep your paltry paws to yourself. Alice is mine and no one else's.