Jerwin Suaris

Interior Designer Student.
Manipalite.
Here for the puns and Twitter battle's only

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@thevirdas We move them all to "Vantara" Some "animal lover" there wanted to adopt animals from abroad right, let him take over the strays.

[Nehr_who? @Nher_who]

Breaking: Oldest alive person in the world is not Ethel Caterham who’s aged 115,

It’s MINITA DEVI who’s aged 124 years and regtd as the first time voter.

EC kept it a secret for so long. The world needs to know.

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@Jyotinder_Singh Literally recognized this place the second I saw those walls and that trash ridden footpath. The uphill towards the railway track crossing in Kaggadaspura

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@Jyotinder_Singh @mayank1Dhiman The STINK while walking here just kills you!

[Kapil @kapsology]

Hello @nitin_gadkari @HardeepSPuri ji,

According to manual of the car that I purchased in 2021, I should not use petrol with more than 10% Ethanol.

It also recommend switching to ethanol free petrol if there are drivability or fuel economy issues.

Where can I get this fuel?

[Movies with Milan 🍿 @MilanBarsopia]

Hey @kapsology this is my experience. 17.1 kmpl in March 2025 and 12.5 kmpl on 1st Aug.

Same trip, same driving conditions, but this saw a 25% decrease in mileage.

The arrogance of this govt while taking the most cruel and inconsiderate decisions, making us suffer is frustrating. Makes me feel hopeless.

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@Bookmyshow_live @bookmyshow_sup @bookmyshow
It's not even moving slowly
IT'S STANGNANT
I joined the line at 2.9k at 12:01 and It's 12:30 and you managed to sell less than 200 tickets??
Why the lie?

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@je_suis_banker Cause of the Ambani Wedding and Modi is apparently travelling near the location🙃

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@SwiggyCares I have sent a dm

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

Hey @Swiggy
You guys mention that you're giving free deliveries for orders upto 10 kilometres before getting swiggy one. And once you get it, you guys charge 50+ for a delivery from a restaurant 8 kilometres away?
I would like to cancel my membership please!

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@FurlencoSupport
I have a Fridge and a washing machine rented from furlenco and I need to stop the fridge subscription and return it as I am moving out of town. The customer care chat is mot responding on app. Please help me get it sorted as I have to vacate the place.

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@DisneyPlusHS Please fix the damn audio of the Formula 1 steam. So much echo and reverb. Absolute crappy audio.

[PKR | প্রশান্ত | پرشانتو @prasanto]

The world's top zoo websites: Berlin, San Diego, New Delhi, Edinburgh...

[Himaghnaraj Bhattacharyya @HimaghnarajDYFI]

Adani becomes world's 4th richest.

India overtakes Nigeria as world's Poverty Capital with 83 mn. Indians in extreme poverty.

SBI writes off 12770 Cr. Adani's loan & now he wants 14000 Cr. more from SBI.

SBI denied NOC to a farmer over non-payment of 31 paisa.

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

@TeriMakiSushi @SahilBulla Was just about to tag you guys

[Liberated 💜🤍🖤🌊 @Libby_Davis21]

Remember when the mask mandates came out and pro lifers were like “my body my choice”

[Jarno Opmeer @jarno_opmeer]

Giving away 3 x F1 22 Champions edition codes here on twitter.
- Follow, like, RT to enter

[Jerwin Suaris @JerwinSuaris]

If @HaasF1Team doesn't show up at Monaco with a physical Steiner ship docked at the harbour, everyone will be disappointed!!!

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Here's the tweet you've been looking for:

Want to rescue a brand new Steam Deck from my desk? Just follow @dbrand and myself and RT this tweet. Ill pick 1 winner 1 week from today. May 23rd.

Free Teardown Skin and/or Ill sign the back with my razor if that's what you're into.

[NVIDIA GeForce @NVIDIAGeForce]

The GeForce RTX Keycap... 👀

We've got hundreds of these to give away as rewards to the GeForce community!

Want one?
🔁Retweet + Like this post for a chance to win.