Jerz Short

I think I’m funny sometimes.

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@NathanielWicks_ Sounds like a nice dream

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

Nothing makes me feel older than doing a job I did in my twenties, with people who are currently in their twenties, while I am almost 40.

[kim @kimberlyglara]

wow Merrily We Roll Along tix being sold out for the full run already is crazy. You’ll find me ticketless & sad about it.

[Danny DeVito @DannyDeVito]

The future is Female

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@tommybechtold Here’s hoping their streak continues. Hey @MarvelStudios #TommyBechtoldasBenGrimm #theeverlovingblueeyedthing

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@ChrisCopeComedy

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@BuckAngel Happy Belated Birthday Buck! Wishing you and yours all the best. Much love and respect.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

PLEASE don’t donate to abortion funds with crypto.

Especially Bitcoin & other blockchain-backed crypto, EVERY transaction is recorded, that’s what blockchain tech does. Abortion bans will likely lead to criminal prosecution of complicit actors, & the records will get subpoenaed.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

It doesn’t matter how much money Bezos has or how big Amazon is. The union will win because corporations are nothing without workers. There’s no product, no revenue, nor profit, without workers. Labor is entitled to all it produces and it’s time labor gets what it’s entitled to.

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@JessicaLBurbank You are brilliant and eloquent. Thank you.

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

Instead of “government housing,” or “public housing,” or “low income housing,” or “social housing,” we could just call it housing.

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@NathanielWicks_ W W W dot way to go Nathanial!!! Did com

[Maura @MauraMannle]

Right now I’m like:
Is it a cold, allergies, omicron, or capitalism? #COVID

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

has anyone said yeet the rich before. i hope so. it’s funny

[VeVe | Digital Collectibles @veve_official]

Oh yeah, NBD, but we crossed the 150K follower mark just over a month after hitting 100K 😱🎉🚀

Hey @Twitter, wen @premiumbusiness? 😉

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

Every 3rd Ghost Pepper chicken nugget from Burger King is too spicy. #TepidTakes @tommybechtold

[𝔾𝕠𝕓𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕂𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕖 @Goblinkatie]

This checks out.

[HAIM @HAIMtheband]

Sandler we love you

[Jerz Short @Jerz_Short]

@tommybechtold Elevator music can be played other places, like a waiting room or restaurant bathroom. #TepidTakes