Jessica McDonald

Air Force Veteran ☆ Radiology Instructor ☆ Grad student ☆ Theme park aficionado ☆ Shiba Inu mother

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 🙌 #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaways

I’m ready for it!

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Quit judging me @TMobile 😂! I am stuck at home, what else do you expect me to do but text every ex I have ever had repeatedly, repost apocalyptic and tiger king memes, and watch cat videos?!

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

I know nothing about football, yet I am fascinated by @PrimeVideo @allornothingtv featuring the Eagles. The nerf gun battle scene was prime reality TV. That dog deserves an Emmy. I am riveted. Also, cool football stuff. #allornothing

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Playing Telestrations (basically pictionary telephone) with my boyfriend earlier, and the card said "favorite singer". I managed to draw this TERRIBLE version of @taylorswift13 (apologies), and he GUESSED IT. It was the palm trees😂 (fellow swifties will understand). #notanartist

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Finally catching up on #bachelorinparadise, and all I am certain of so far is that Jane is a Roswell alien with that love of hot sauce. #whenthecwandabccollide #maxandlizforever #bip

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Me watching Tyler on #theBachelorette group date: "IF SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE TYLER I AM GOING TO RIOT!"
Also me after watching Hannah's date with Peter: "IF SHE DOESN'T CHOOSE PETER I AM GOING TO RIOT!"
My Boyfriend:

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I always wanted to be Ariel when I grew up. #filtered https://t.co/BeJK7BmbBE

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I (finally!) saw Endgame, and I have got to say... that really IS America's ass. 😍😳 #avengersASSemble #endgame #avengersendgame #chrisevans #captainamerica

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I am on vacation in Scotland, and as it does in Scotland, today it started raining. I have been on an outdoor tour, in the drizzle, for about 2 hours. Shout out to @SPANX leggings, because my legs are about the only part me dry right now. #surprise #unexpected #leggingsarepants

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Currently watching "Yours, Mine, and Ours", and my boyfriend says he like @dennisquaid 's (super organized, minimalist) house better at the exact same time I say I love the artsy, chaotic home.

We're doomed.

#yoursmineandours #boyfriendproblems #oppositesattract

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

I just had to drive 10 miles with the Godzilla of spiders loose in my car. I somehow managed to not wreck. Fred is still an active threat.

#thisisnotadrill #arachnophopic

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Paranormal researchers think there may be a possible corroboration between bigfoot activity and UFO sightings.

Bigfoot is a Wookie. This is the only possible conclusion. #bigfoot

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My 3 week faculty break began today. There are countless productive things I was planning on beginning, like packing up my apartment for my February move. What did I do instead, you ask? I binge watched @fullerhouse season 4 #sorrynotsorry

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@bobbybonesshow had me counting the wheels on the 18 wheeler next to me as I was stuck in (unmoving) traffic earlier. #ineededtheanswer #didnthearit #eight

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@Swifty448 Thank you!

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

When the couple chooses the "wrong" house to renovate on @PropertyBrother #butiwantedtoseemagicworkedontheotherhouse #propertybrothers

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

I would like to take a moment and thank @hulu for making it possible to spend my entire Saturday reliving my teenage years by binge watching #roswell #bestshowever #teenageangst #maxandlizforever

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I can't even read my already downloaded Kindle books because @amazon crashed for #primeday. I have considered the options, and I know how you make this right. I happen to have a rather handsome shiba inu. I have noticed you lack a shiba inu in your "dogs of amazon". #winwin

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

I'll say it again for the people in the back!! CLAY FOR BACHELOR! Do not pass go, do not go to Paradise, go directly to Bachelor status! #thebachelorette #thebachelor https://t.co/sPlSDWpttp

[Jessica McDonald @JesKrt]

Clay for Bachelor! #thebachelorette