Jess Smith

Romanes eunt domus

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

Just heard a uni student say they watched one of those "old Hollywood" romance movies, it starred Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Excuse me whilst my old bones crumble to dust

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

Niche reference but the movie Babylon ends with the montage from Hollywood Studios' The Great Movie Ride, it's weird

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

Being ID'd for sparklers tonight is the best compliment I've received all year

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

All I want for Christmas is a General Election 🎁

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

It only took 1000 people to storm the Bastille, just food for thought...

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

I put on a bra today. I have many regrets.

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@reecemcmahon It's currently no. 1 in the UK charts... so I think, yes, in fact everyone does know know know

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

Some guy just told me to smile... I was wearing my mask. I hate it here.

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

#WandaVision theory. The boss in Ep1 was trying to kill himself, just to escape Wanda's curse/grief, but Wanda saves him. And in Ep 9 his wife says to Wanda "at least let us die". Like am I crazy or does this check out? Why else do you pick that actress to say that?!!

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@reecemcmahon Neeerrrrddd

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

Discover a new lockdown hack: tie a dressing gown round your waist backwards. Now you have a blanket you can walk round the house in and no one can see on zoom

[NHS & 🐢 & 🏍 fan @sweeternigel]

@Peston

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@EllenShersbyW Hahahahahahaha... It's not 27. I can tell you that

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

#Gbbo How did someone create a cake that looks more like a Lupita character than the actually Lupita cake?

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@reecemcmahon You just ate too much pizza 🍕

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@LissaBryant93 If Epcot is getting Guardians maybe there is hope for the "lesser known" properties that Universal aren't using!

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

For a 36° flat with no outdoor space, how much ice cream is too much ice cream? 🥵

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

@willalexstewart Fucking liberal older gentlemen... Both a noun and a verb!

[Ellen ShersbyWignall @EllenShersbyW]

Some of the best mems of ma life 💛

[Jess Smith @JesSmith19]

The funniest thing about #EurovisionMovie is implying that the UK won it