Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼

Nifty girl, seeking the answers to all the questions, total paranormal geek. And on the prowl for an adventure.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Forsure

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@davetango Awww yay!!! Your dad seems like one of the best!

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Ditto

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@CrisMtzgr Nope

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Only counts if you know how I like my coffee

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Looks great!

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Hey I am just not on it much don't take it personally! Send me more and maybe I will reply.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@CrisMtzgr Brains are the one thing that working for me right now. I prefer brains anyway

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I just love how original everyone is...and bitter and angry and vicious. It is so refreshing to see so many people's true colors. Election years give me the chance every four years to reevaluate who I truly feel is safe to have in my life.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

So many people wishing death upon others...it is so disgusting. How would you feel if someone wished that upon you? Or someone you care about? Stop spreading the hate. So many of you spew of your need for love and understanding but ooze so much ill will towards fellow man.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity Depends on if you're a nice guy on top of it all, which you seem to be.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

This kid 😍 so thankful for our Molly Mutt seat cover in Rocket Man because he is like a walking Pig Pen! #dogsoftwitter #miniaussie #puppylife

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

Everyday, then I see my options on what is out there to date and I am good.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@SarahEMC2 Exhausted and from Michigan

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@son_of_isaac Thank you!

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

So exhausted, first day at the new job, love it...but pooped after running around this pup. #newjob #exhausted #dogtired

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@c_earnhart I always joke I have the 3Bs, blonde, brains and boobs

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@c_earnhart They really are.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

Today was amazing, I didn't realize how a job change could make things so much better in life.

[Jess the Sassy Swede 💁🏼 @Jesea]

@ManOSimplicity I read Bonfires and Chili and I was all excited for a moment.

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@FunkyBroMedina 12 yrs