Jessica

I'm cute together with everybody
Hatched in SC

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

"where do you see yourself in 5 years"
me:

[Bush’s Beans @BushsBeans]

when soda gets shaken up, it explodes

when beans get shaken up, they remain calm

be the can of beans

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

No matter how good you are to people, it won't make them good to you.

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Apparently its 'brussels sprouts' and not 'brussel sprouts' both words are plural.

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Jeep trucks are the new Hummer.

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Still true.

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Taylor every 3 minutes: "I'm upset, my bladder is full, there's no telling what I might do"

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Update: diabetes

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Okay but why is it easier to take a nap than it is to actually sleep at night??

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Okay this didn't age well

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Ok let's all put our hands in and promise not to make mullets a thing again

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

As for me and my house, we lay hands.

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

"Girl, you always at church." Yes thank you I love it here

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

@jordanfisher was in an episode of icarly and he never told me so we're in a fight

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Get you a girl that goes to sleep at the super bowl party

[Tauren Wells @taurenwells]

God can do more through our deepest surrender than our best performance.

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Why do the elderly go so hard for honey mustard

[Danny Gokey @dannygokey]

If you were a nobody, the enemy would just leave you alone. Keep climbing!

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

It's the hat backwards for me

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

There is NOTHING worse than a person who cannot TAKE A HINT

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

I can tell I drank too much coffee because of the anxiety

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Hey I don't know what this says about me but my top song of 2020 was Clumsy by Fergie

[Jessica @Jesica_Sanders]

Frogs are just amphibian cats