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sleep, beer, pizza, repeat.

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@hairicaaa hahaha I'm choking

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@hairicaaa kill me

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People who get engaged after 4 months of dating is like me decidingI like a pizza before I try it. 1/10 would not do again.

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@hairicaaa eat a fucking donut

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Dropping your phone onto your iPad and breaking them both.. 😍 goals

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Welcome to Clinton!
Get asked on a date followed by "I only have one meth charge"

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Modern dating:
Cry, all the time.

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I'm starting to wonder why I even try to go out anymore.

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

*the kids from Stranger Things punch me right in the throat*
omg so adorable

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When it's okay to talk about having children: your 25th wedding anniversary.

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#gottacatchemall

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GUYS I HAVE ATE AT ALL OF MY FAVORITE PIZZA PLACES IN 8 HOURS I CAUGHT THEM ALL

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Hey! Take relationship advice from me and you will be single until 2137! You'll love it.

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My favorite thing to do is drive around and check into bars and check in on touch tunes and play ew by @jimmyfallon

[Jeff Wysaski @pleatedjeans]

Goth: I don't care about anything
Me: there's a bill in Congress that would require all dogs to wear tiny hats
Goth: I care about one thing

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

coming soon: disappointment

[jesuckaaa @Jesickaaa]

Chicken and waffle appetizers? 😍😍 I'm wearing cut off leggings as underwear. Oops

[so sad today @sosadtoday]

cause of death: got out of bed

[jesuckaaa @Jesickaaa]

I'm on this new diet of sending memes to group chat and drinking coffee every hour on the hour until midnight.