Ja'seal

Crunchy Womyn Solidarity

[Ja'seal @Jesielephant]

I👁 must not👎🚫 fear😱 fear👻 is the mind🤯🧠 killer🔪💔 fear😈 is the little death☠⚰ that brings total💯💯 obliteration💥💣😭

[dollar store kirk hammett @olivesagan]

nothing is worse than having coworkers who do extra work off the clock, or don’t take all their legally mandated breaks. if you do this shit, you are contributing to a workplace culture where worker exploitation becomes an expectation.

[Ja'seal @Jesielephant]

@marwilliamson Hi Marianne! What do you think of this chicken? He is a rescued rooster named Buckbeak ❤

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The way no other season's fruit could ever compete with the flawless strawberry/peach/blueberry trifecta...honestly embarassing

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Woman shouting outside my apartment has the exact same accent as the mom in Old

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It should be illegal to call me

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Ppl who really like cars are a plague on society!!!

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Disappointing though that I'm 3 episodes in and the only evil scheming so far has come from the annoying teachers

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Glad to see new gossip girl is staying current by having the characters do ketamine

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Probably the most annoying thing you can do as a human is remind people that early September is technically summer

[Ja'seal @Jesielephant]

Me to my favorite chicken: you are my sun, my moon, my stars...seeing your beautiful face, touching your soft feathers brightens even the worst of days...I love you more than you could ever know. I would kill or die for you. I would do anything.
Her:

[Ja'seal @Jesielephant]

Dept of education loooves emailing me about repayment options as if they're gonna get a single penny without Biden personally ripping that money from my bank account

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The absolute elation that comes from finding out as an adult that you are actually 3/4" taller than you always thought...unmatched

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Reminiscing on the time tumblr banned female-presenting nipples

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You should need a permit to print tshirts for your soccer team/chiropractic office/marathon/family vacation and those permits should be expensive and involve a lengthy application process

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Imagine if queerbaiting were a thing when the killers released hot fuss

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My curse is that I always think of tweets on long drives and then forget them the second I reach my destination

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@charli_xcx No rural upstate NY show??? Charli why why why 😭

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Maslow's hierarchy of needs meme that just says "Marianne Williamson posting a pic of a beautiful chicken"