E.A. Wood

The Official Account of North East Author and Poet E.A. Wood. Identifies as honey badger, pronouns: honey/hinney. Chromosomes: 46.

[E.A. Wood @JesmondLewis]

P in the Park: Greetings and Felicitations! https://t.co/Sz7DLDBLvH

[E.A. Wood @JesmondLewis]

The nicest thing I can say about it is that it's not as bad as the old barcode strip, but not by much.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Home lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available nowHome lives in black and white.

This is Newcastle.

Introducing the 26/27 Newcastle United home jersey, available now.

[E.A. Wood @JesmondLewis]

@StutteringCraig It depends how your weekend was.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Just Hugh Laurie eloquently destroying another clueless "journalist". What a perfect start to the week.

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@BroSydePhil Wow! Is that DSP acknowledging he needs detractors more than they need him?

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@The_Joker I'd make a point of going to that store, just to ask him how is weekend was... And if the fruit bag has oranges in it.

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@TheMekon_Venus

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@StutteringCraig https://t.co/UovGlvHPaP the only one, sadly no longer seems to be functioning.

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@RobertaFresque2

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@tanpukunokami I can believe it, in the UK we have the Wigan Kebab - a pie inside a bread bun. I prefer a Lostock Bagel myself - a sausage roll in a wrap.

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@elonmusk What are the oranges for?

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@MemeCopium @LibertyMediaAI @Sumwun7 I'm not even sure an unreasonable one exists at this point.

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@SideScrollerPod Originals, original cinematic releases.

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@BroSydePhil The only way that could be better is if it read 5150220.

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@poems_past And with all that Ozempic he's lost his six barrel. It's tough out there.

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@CAMELCASTOff That's like offering her a ticket on the Titanic an hour before the iceberg hits.

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@TiffanyFong Could be worse, I know only one word in Swedish and it's an insult to the Danes.

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Just don't make the Quartering a producer.

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@HailTheLore_ And paid $250k to... erm... fail. Even Boogie wasn't that daft.

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@skitzohousecat @CAMELCASTOff That was really weird, wasn't it? Don't know what was worse, that he thought he could do it or that he thought he could get it.

[E.A. Wood @JesmondLewis]

@MeowBlocks Or his one inch dumbbell.