Jesper Tørstad

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[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@LundTore Du har rett, Tore! Ingen bryr seg om de som boikotter for å score moralske poeng.

[El Rayado Objetivo @objetivo_mty]

Yo creía que Neymar tenia el control de balón perfecto...

Hasta que ví el de Leo Messi.

[Tobias Storruste Dahle @TobiasSD]

Ser Inter Miami - Portland Timbers. Messi har gradvis spisset formen helt siden sesongstart. Kommer til å være Argentinas viktigste spiller også denne gang. På den annen side blir jeg forbløffet om Rodrigo De Paul forsvarer en plass. Han bør hvert fall ikke spille.

[MSN @veetunesx]

No player in football history is capable of dropping this kind of performance in a final except Messi

[Mod @CFCMods]

So Lionel Messi is the fastest player in football history to reach 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800 and 900 goals?

He’s the greatest goalscorer of all time while being the greatest dribbler and playmaker of all time as well, how’s that even fair 😭

[Ernst A Lersveen @LersveenErnstA]

Selv etter å ha vunnet alt i OL er Klæbo fortsatt like sulten på å vinne.
Det spiller ingen rolle distanse eller stilart. På god vei mot 150 verdenscupseire!

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@oleaasheim @aparvizian At jeg er enig med deg at 350kr i CL ikke er særlig mye

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@aparvizian @oleaasheim «Ashkan Parvizian» prater om kriminalitet.. Haha!

350kr for sluttspill i CL er veldig rimelig.

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

Is there any EPL player who can do this?

Don’t get me started on “they won’t give you space in EPL”, don’t even get me started.

Just answer the question, is there anybody in the EPL who has the ability to?

[Messi FC World @MessiFCWorld]

CRAZY STAT: Messi currently has 1303 G/A. He can donate one G/A to every starting footballer in all Top 5 European Leagues and would still have 225 G/A left for himself.

MESSI IS THE GOAT. ACCEPT THE TRUTH.

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@Smoothedan Legg ned? Dette er jo åpenbart satire og humor

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@SondreLinde Velkommen etter, Linda 👍🏼

[Teza @Tezskii]

Has Roy Keane ever talked about tactics?

Like ever? It’s always mentality, dressing room, putting in the ‘hard yards’ etc etc

I mean it’s relevant but man doesn’t talk about things that happen on the pitch from a detailed point of view

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@Sholynationsp Playmaker vs touching the ball five times

[TotalLeomessi10 @MCISaul_]

Messi's first touch is actually one of the most impressive aspects of his game,but it often gets l overshadowed by his dribbling skills, vision,and goal scoring ability And maybe because he’s so consistent and effortless with that it starts to look normal

[Fan GillTheWill @GillTheWill77]

I was impressed by Neymar's ball control, until Lionel Messi touched. 🥶🐐

[Kalshi FC @KalshiFC]

Lionel Messi is the greatest player of all time. Everyone will agree on that. He delivers everywhere he goes, even helping Inter Miami go from last place to winning the title. You can only do that if you are the greatest ever. There will never be anyone like Messi again. To everyone: enjoy every minute you get to watch Messi play, because we will never experience something like this again.

[MagnusBarstad @MagnusBarstad]

Historiens soleklare ne 1.

[Jesper Tørstad @JesperTorstad]

@TobiasSD Synd at VAR ødelegger spontanreaksjonen i fotball…

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Lionel Messi's streak of scoring in 21 consecutive games is 100% safe again.

All 3 streaks of Haaland, Mbappé and Kane have come to an end.