Jessica Esposito

I spend more time thinking about what my Real Housewives tagline would be than I should

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@timecrisis2000 I think this every time Green Day is mentioned

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@SCHIZO_FREQ Same w/ education. I’m trying to sign up for a class at my local community college for professional development. I already have an undergrad and masters so I want to pay for the class upfront (have enough debt lol) and they won’t let me. Have to fill out a FAFSA 😔

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@StoicinMN @_Jason_Dean_ Personality hires also help put the job in perspective-most jobs are just sending emails back and forth, there are no life of death consequences. Personality hires recognize that (because they have and value a life outside of work) and can calm the self imposed unnecessary chaos

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Wicked pissah!! “Unknown numbah, I’m not answering that!”

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Joey is absolutely thrilled and cannot wait for his invitation to the White House to listen to Fog Hat and get all nipped up

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Older than the kids I babysit!!!

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Did somebody say reboot?

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears At last, a hope for the future! #WhereIsBebésChamber?

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears She is the most incredible person I have ever seen 🙌 #goals #wickedpissa

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears HOW has it been 10 years?!

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

Just a reminder that Joe Biden’s dog is the Joe Biden of dogs.

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

Same. I consider a gift I can turn any TVs show into a crime procedural. Thank you #CriminalMinds #blessed

[paget brewster @pagetpaget]

I miss Criminal Minds. I’ve had some wine so I can’t be bothered with the @ or #.
But I yell at my TV “it’s a target rich environment!” Or “he’s devolving!” Or “this 35 year old male drives a van or service vehicle” every week. And I’m always right.

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Oh hai, dis is for me 😊

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

I wish we could get over this idea that education is only worth pursuing if it leads to a job. learning is a wonderful thing whether it brings you a paycheck or not. art and beauty and literature are worth exploring whether they yield a profit or not.

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears He is ever so polite! #yes #YES!

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Lolololol I’d watch that 😋

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears Bwhahaha it’s perfect!!

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears YASSS just as terrifying as I thought but I kind of love it #Ad #Sponsored

[Jessica Esposito @Jesposito119]

@reindeer_ears I feel like the Smile logo would be slightly terrifying on a mask, but I would 100% purchase