Jess4TheRecord

#FAMU 🐍🧡💚 find me on Instagram... same handle #Jess4TheRecord

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We’re bringing thermos back….YEAHhhh
🗣️take’em to the porridge!
Go head be warm with it!

(I think Stanley needs to use my jingle and up some sales. Feat. Justin Timberlake and Timbaland’s Sexy Back instrumental) #STANLEY

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Ladies know the breed of dogs. Always make sure that dog has a leash before you pet that dog. And ladies once that dog gets the Zoomies and he happens to be a GREAT DANE! Run for cover, or pet it like I did 😏. #NoActualAnimalWasApartOfThisInteraction #BigBarkMetBigPurr

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As the writer André 3000 once said, “Nothings more attractive than a heavy praying woman…Her proud like her mother and ooohh momma's sweet. So you just know that Juicy fruit aint gon' fall too far from tree.”

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Apple Watch - Great sleep last night! Score 94!
Oura - good job getting in bed earlier but ummm I saw something not too great. Score 93 I mean it’s good, but did you really get adequate rest though? #Apple #Oura

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Apple Watch is the laid back teacher giving you a passing grade. Oura is the stern teacher that means business and wants you to succeed, so no easy passes with their grading system. #Apple #Oura

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So like I was afraid to try caviar, but once chat GPT explained it to being like the “little juice boba balls” I think I might try it now.

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Baby a sweet potatoe from Longhorn will get me right every time! No sugar necessary.

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Yall better gone on ahead and start adding your allergy medicine to the daily rotation.

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Ok professionals! My AirPod Pro originals are starting to be TRASH! I am looking to upgrade to the latest 3 model, BUT I also considered the Bose Ultra Open earbuds for the office, but as I listen to my audiobooks don’t want those around me to hear what I’m listening too.

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Who actually knows their blood type? I felt so ashamed not knowing mine, and the phlebotomist taking my blood at the lab stated she didn’t know hers as well? How common is this? Are we alone?

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I want new luggage, but nothing is tickling my fancy

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What product gimmic did you waste your money on this year and realized you should stick to your old faithfuls.
I’ll start #Saltair

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Don’t judge me lol, but I chose to listen to Hamilton soundtrack as I worked today and ummmm yea I cried 🥲😂. I’ve seen it so many times, so to play the soundtrack and internalize the visuals I look like a crazy woman at work right now lol #hamiltonmusical

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Patience is a virtue, yet patience left me lonely. As a patient I’ve become deficient of patience. The only way I can breathe is by releasing what patience never promised.

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The dates I went on the first half of this year…

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Watching #HitmakersNetflix and I can’t wait to hear what becomes of the “Exes and Why’s” potential song! When your relationship is like a math problem x’s and y’s. That shit is clever!

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The after 😇🥰

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Can’t sleep. I get my hair done later on today 😇. I love my stylist bc no “Hey Boo” texts…just confirmations 😇

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Aye @TopFliteClub850 shout out my homegirl birthday in the building tonight! Sharnae pronounced Shar-nay lol 😇

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Every time a lil change hits ya pocket your car’s heavy responsibilities tap you on the shoulder like “Let me hold some off ya potna”