☔☔JessAnn☔☔

Space nerd. Theatre geek. Part-time stalker. Sucks at trivia.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I forgot what I fashionable child I was.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

This isn't a bit. It's the reusable cup at @RegalMovies and the ONLY SIZED STRAW available.

I have a special pair of scissors in one of my movie bags just for the straws. (Unfortunately, it's not the bag I grabbed today.)

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Dear @RegalMovies WHY ARE THE STRAWS SO BIG?! It's beyond absurdity. (Also I'm 80% sure they've recently gotten longer.)

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

This tweet is for a very select group of people.

Why Redania and Rigel VII the same place?

#Witcher #StrangeNewWorlds

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

@WixHelp I would like to talk to a human, but I can't find a phone number. Please send your support # to me.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Twitter might be dead, but I'll still use it for corporate slinging.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Shout-out to Moe at @meundies for the awesome customer service! #CheekSquad https://t.co/B9Cyrr7tzO

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Wild.

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

The Final Four...

🇫🇷🇦🇷🇭🇷🇲🇦

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

@sportswithjohn Not me. I'm here for your commentary.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I AM NOT PREPARED

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I am not prepared.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I have never been happier for an Iranian win. #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I have never been sadder for an offside goal.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Tomorrow is a ~National Holiday~ in Saudi Arabia because of their win this morning?

Crazy. Good for them.

#FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

[John Green @sportswithjohn]

Nobody knows what the handball rule is. Nobody on Earth.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Poor #TUN They just want one of their goals to count. #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

That game has been over for 30 minutes now and I'm still all sorts of sad over it.

It's just game one, Jessica.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I'm sorry, is every #WAL player a hottie? #FIFAWorldCup #Qatar2022

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

Well, Twitter,

We've had our fun, haven't we?

It's been a nice 15 or so years.

I'll miss you. For real.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

I should say "the next random person from my hometown that I don't talk to on a daily basis"

but I digress

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

The next person to tell me sorry for my loss is getting a cookie.

[☔☔JessAnn☔☔ @JessAnn_]

The next person to tell me sorry for my loss is getting a cookie.