Jess Kellner

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@hardaipics Swider Man

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

I wish I had the hot water hook-up to my bidet… I’m out here just Wim Hofing my butt hole. #StayHealthy

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@elonmusk Yes

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

Makes sense that places like Texas love using the word “snowflake”. Can’t handle em. Biggest fear.

[Def Wood @defwood]

In case you missed it! 👇

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

Shit, why not? - New Depends slogan.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

“She liked your photo? Dude thats like pandemic first base..”

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

I got so fucked up at the zoom party last night i ubered home

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@JoeBiden You’ll also play right into the private interests of the lobbyists paying you to do their bidding.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

At least I’m breaking out when it’s illegal for anyone to look at me up close.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

Feeling tired and achy. Rainy day? Coronavirus? Hangover from two days ago? Impossible to know

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

I will never know the miracle of bringing another human into existence through my body, but ladies will never know the pride and sense of public service of cleaning a public toilet with your pee stream.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@innoutburger why are your fries so bad? Has anyone told you this yet? And how can you fix.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@hulu_support Are you going to buy me a new tv or should I? And why doesnt netflix or prime have the same issue? I know youre not providing a better viewing experience than they are.. Also why not just let me run on a previous version? Why force the update that doesnt allow me to play?

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@hulu_support when I go to log in on my tv onto the Hulu app it says its no longer supported on this device. Is that true? And if so, why would I continue my subscription?

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

a reminder that the amazon forest has been on fire for 3 weeks now and because of the lack of media coverage people don’t know about it. this is one of most important ecosystems on earth

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@hulu when I go to log in on my tv onto the Hulu app it says its no longer supported on this device. Is that true? And if so, why would I continue my subscription?

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@GinaBLU_CLE @NICKIMINAJ You can’t discover a place where there were already people, ever think of that?

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

@jimpenola Quentin Tarantino for sure.

[Jess Kellner @JessBKellner]

Whoever’s got the monopoly on the bank lollipops they taste like Lysol and they’re bangin.