Jessica Elizabeth

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@STLCityXO Reckless driving in St. Louis is a huge issue, however, in this instance police are reporting that it was a devastating & unfortunate accident. The driver stayed at the scene & cooperated the entire time. Doubt the driver will ever see this, but hoping to protect their peace.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

Resurrecting this ancient account like resurrecting an ancient vampire to tell you about a blood drive that's happening tomorrow, 2/23. Plenty of afternoon & evening timeslots available. Kan't vait to see you therrrrahhh....

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Ha! You should clarify 'friends owning Subarus bigger than an Outback' because you won't catch up to anything smaller. 😎

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL @StuartHultgren

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL I know, right? Busch is the best. And how's the Sapporo? 😉

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Pretty sure that's Lake St. Louis

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL May all of your wishes come true! 🎂🥳

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Just checking in to make sure you caught that this was an April Fools joke.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL He was a great man, and I know that your family will honor his memory everyday.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL This stuff is incredible! I feel a little bad when I see the massive piles of dead ants on the concrete (but not that bad).

https://t.co/M2ecsuYIJN

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Yes! They're truly the best things that we've tried for ants indoors, & let me tell ya, we tried a lot of sh*t before finding these lil' gems. We saw 2 ants this AM & we suspect that their path is under the backdoor, but since we're not 100% sure, I'll share what we use outside.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@_MomViibes @JohnnyGarciaSTL Make sure you turn your sound up first!

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Aww shucks. Well, maybe we'll save Cocaine Bear for when it hits streaming. I recommend seeing Antman in IMAX! It was a beautiful film visually.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL I would love to know the history behind that bathroom "renovation." 😳 Also the story behind the gently placed but clearly discarded eyeglasses on the bathroom floor? 🤔

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL If my mother was able to receive this for Xmas many, many years ago (https://t.co/DpsqOVrKU4) which we fondly refer to as the "Flaming C**k" to this day, then yes. If anything, it will be a wonderful thing for their/your family to laugh about for years to come.

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Follow up question: Can it still sit up with the tail facing backwards?

[Jessica Elizabeth @JessBeth85]

@JohnnyGarciaSTL Honest answer: It looks weird for sure (otter tails are pointy...who knew?), but it doesn't look like *ahem* one of those.