Jess Coleman

Director of Social Media • Talk wordy to me 💄 • Equal parts "Out of my way, idiot!" and "Do you like my painting?"

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

This is genius

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@fairyprxncess Flora

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@Matt_Pinner Fuck, my ankle!

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@lippyent Priscilla

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SO GOOD @nytimes
https://t.co/Fv2m362rtS

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This is one of the ugliest trophies I’ve ever seen #Cowboys #CowboysNation

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I always wonder what my SNL opening credit sequence would look like

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Carrot Top

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Some of y’all weren’t housekeepers at a bed-and-breakfast run by a manic and overbearing woman and it shows

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@PuppiesIover Shawarma

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The autumn of vests is upon us #fw25

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Is there a cocktail called a Tequila Mockingbird? If not, you’re welcome ☺️

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Need to know the neon sign budget for Love Island

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When it clocks to you that he’s standing on business

[Hosun Chung @hosun_chung]

Notice how logos recently all look the same?

Not because it makes them look better...

But because of THIS psychological trick that manipulates your brain.

That's why Google, Microsoft, and Airbnb are all doing it.

Here's the full explanation:🧵

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@stevanzetti Feet in hot water, ice pack on head. Trust me, it works!

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@contextdogs he can't bear the cherr

[Fan Page | Moo Deng @MooDengSOL]

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💗🦛 #moodeng 🦛💗

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@nenaplush Now make it wet!!

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@ChristianVitek @KamalaHarris Y'all are killing it! Best presidential social campaigns of all time!!