Jess Chapman

Mom of a son,
Mother of dragon (my cat)
Not a Creep
Not a weirdo(yet)
Love Mr. Huddleston (Tom)
He didn't know that tho.

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

had to see my kitty put down right before christmas. His gifts is here and Idk what to do.
My heart hurts.2016 sucks.
I love you, Bear.

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

My commute will be a little easier when I'm Lucktastic's first millionaire! https://t.co/NoGydPbuMk

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

My son take a bath on his own today. By dumping a bottle of gucci Cologne on himself.
Now he's walking around smell like lawyer in progress.

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

#KingBhumibol
#ขอเป็นข้ารองพระบาททุกชาติไป
น้ำตาไหลไม่หยุด จากคนไกลบ้าน
ฝากคนไทยเป็นตัวแทนคนไกลบ้าน ส่ง
ท่านแทนเราด้วย

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

It's hard to explain the feeling that we have. I was born in his reign...knowing that he's not here anymore is...heartbroken #KingBhumibol

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

I'm a very nice person I say "sorry" to self-checkout machine at store.
#sorry

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

#lifewithtoddler
30 mins to get them dressed up.
An hour and a half to find their right shoe.
#momlife

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

Am gonna be pissed if I don't know who killed her at the end #TheKillingofJonBenet

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

#ReasonsWhyINeedDrugs
My husband.

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

Why am I even bother to fold the clothes when minutes later my toddler will help me screw it.
#momlife #mondaymotivation #lifewithtoddler

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

You asked me how that's gonna make you feel not for once you gona think how's that gonna make me feel.
Everything is all about you. Fuck you

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

@Southport_Cafe it's brownies after all, so he likes it alot lol he probably just making sure it's not poo poo lol

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

Me as @katyperry after reading all this #KimKExposedTSwiftParty

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

My baby already throw me shade lol
He probably said "this? You want me to eat this???" Lol
#toddlerlife #toddler

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

Thank you will smith.
#happy4thofjuly

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

Smile to this hot guy. And realized I didn't push a fucking botton.
#Imdumb

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

So I got into the elevator and stand there for almost2mins the door opened ...

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

I woke up this morning and think to myself
Guys.. when was the last time Bran eats? #GameofThrones

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

1st 20 mins into game of thrones finale.
#GameofThrones

[Jess Chapman @JessChapman10]

@baymedicalctr and this is after a year that I had my baby. I got insurance.
So I don't know where 3 babies come from or what is going on?