Jess Costigan

Current Mantra: Everything's coming up milhouse

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

“Anywhere here’ll do please mate”

[The Glasto Thingy @TheGlastoThingy]

Only good thing from the World Cup Final so far.

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Ian @muddymudskipper]

The Odyssey (Christopher Nolan,2026)

[Deirdre Nugent (Minister) @deirdrenugent4]

Hello,
I'd like to report 107 Data Centres please.

[not so hourly haaland 𐙚 @hourlyerling]

it's free kick but they’re busy flirting

[a ★ @satoshokoism]

norway: omg we can't lose this match
england: omg we can't lose this match
bellingham & haaland:

[julia ⁴ @juliaunboxed]

people say sexual assault allegations ruin men’s lives then why the FUCK is christian horner allowed back into f1

[Seton Hall Student @sacketology]

Jar Jar Binks calling someone a bitch

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Someone said the UK heat is like the heat that comes out of the back of a bus & I’ve never heard a more accurate description

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

DOCTOR CONGO! I NEED TREATMENT FOR WORLD CUP FEVER!

[꤮ ̫꤮ @ch5attie]

PERRY the platypus livery?!?!

[alexis ⁶³ @sgtqeppers]

just entered the backrooms who the hell are they

[🥤 @TheImmortalKop]

Arne Slot welcome to the Arne Slot Penitentiary

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

type of shit jordan peterson would say with tears running down his face