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[_ @JessD2033]

I’m in a terrible battle trying to lose weight and Adeline is over here giving me mixed feedback.

Adeline: mom, you’re not fat.
Me: oh, thanks!
Adeline: you’re just kind of fat.
Me: 🙂‍↕️

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Be like I-80, never stop working on yourself no matter how inconvenient it is for everyone else ❤️

[_ @JessD2033]

“The truth teller is always the problem in a toxic environment.”

[_ @JessD2033]

Started running regularly the past couple of weeks and for the first time in my life I’m experiencing shin splints. This is what people have been going through??!! 😂😭

[_ @JessD2033]

A client interaction I had last month that I’ll probably never get over:

Client: ‘cause you’re like what, 40?
Me: whoaa, do not age me. I’m 30.
Client: yeah, 30-what?
Me: just. 30.
Client: oh, well kids age you.

This is my 13th reason 💕💕💕

[_ @JessD2033]

My vision is suffering after today’s screen time 😵‍💫
Trial prep is ✨super fun✨

[__𝓚𝓲𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓵𝔂™ @__Kimberly1]

The best quote of the day....

"How could we expect a group of people who don't know the difference between a man and a woman to know the difference between a King and a President."

[Carey @carey_wedler]

I’d feel a lot more solidarity with the “No Kings” protesters if they weren’t salivating to pick new masters for me and everyone else during the coming election seasons—after which they will retreat back into ignorance and apathy while their team rules with impunity and authoritarianism. 🥱

[Damani Felder @TheDamaniFelder]

One of the most interesting things about "No Kings" protests is how their attendees are almost always exclusively old white liberals who clearly need professional help.

[Monte🔻 @bruegels_muse]

there is absolutely no political strategy behind the "no kings day" protests. no concrete demands, no organizing to build on, nothing. it's the hollowness of liberal protest amplified to the max

[Planet Of Memes @PlanetOfMemes]

For people who want diversity in everything the No Kings protesters seem to only be represented by White folk on Medicare who all watch a litle too much CNN in their free time.

[Madison @Maddytx76]

If liberals actually knew the definition of Fascism and how it starts they would see the similarities between the Left and actual Fascism.

Education isn’t their strong suit.

[GunShyMartyr @jimmy_rustlin]

Makes sense now.

[Eric Matheny @ericmmatheny]

So I guess there’s another No Kings event today?

Kings don’t have their orders blocked by Courts.

Kings don’t have to fight their own Congress.

Hell, Kings don’t even have a Congress.

Your movement isn’t real.

[Peter Daou @peterdaou]

I'm all for the right to protest, but #NoKings is an empty gesture when 99% of the liberals protesting Trump treated Biden like a king who could do no wrong.

[Matt Couture @MattCouture5]

Breaking: thousands march in the street to protest a democratically elected president while they all voted for a candidate not democratically elected

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

Is there anything funnier that a bunch of retards who happily supported a party who made them show a vaccine card to get a job or go out to eat dinner at a restaurant protesting against No Kings! 😂😂😂

[TMK @themagaking]

Let’s be honest… No Kings is just code for We still haven’t gotten over Trump being president, so here we are again, throwing another tantrum.