Jessica Fitzpatrick-Howard

Aspiring writer/ Journalist. Bookworm and occasional reviewer. Stay tuned for unfiltered thoughts :)

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My mums called me to talk to be about this bloody corrie and emmerdale crossover and I just shouted “I’D RATHER BE IN MASS”

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At this point, no one can convince me otherwise that Sheffield United are just avoiding to pay Wilder’s annual leave 😂

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Chris Wilder is set to return to Sheffield United for a third spell after leaving the club three months ago 🔴⚪

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Home sweet home ❤️❤️

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Job market so bad I thought I’d ask @Disney if they’d be interested in reviving the live action Tangled project; starring me andy 37’’ hair

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Who reckons there’s betting odds on any contestants on next year’s apprentice using ai in their business proposals?

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Filming outside Hoxton Station

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Entirety of Newington Green Roads been closed for unknown reasons

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Just walked past @LoveisBlindShow filming in Shoreditch of all places 👀

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Two games in the the premier league and two failed bicycle kicks from arsenal😭

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Thank you @WaterstonesPicc for hosting @RebeccaFKuang and @say_shannon for the start of the Katabasis signing! Had such a great time and learned so much!

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Think should be a UK tour not London exclusive. Something tells me Friday is gonna be hectic for ticket purchases 🥲

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Long Live The Black Parade. My Chemical Romance will return to the UK next July with two major headline shows at the iconic Wembley Stadium.

Tickets on sale at 10:00, Friday 15th August > https://t.co/sgB8mQmdA6

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A bird just shat on me, is this a sign of good luck in my job hunt or that I should end it?

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Hear me out: if you are depressed and don’t want to be prescribed free football tickets, can the NHS fund and prescribe free Wimbledon tickets? Theres the added bonus of it being a “suicide preventing measure” 🤔 just saying 🤷‍♀️

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@BELOVASHAWKEYE @djrtyhandss Can you potentially share a link with me? I keep seeing it get deleted every so often :(

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Guys amber rose has make up on why do all the guys keep saying “put the steamer to your face” are they dim?? #TheApprentice

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Accidentally just assumed that there was going to be an early queue at the rizzle kicks concert at Kentish Town tonight 🙈

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Dalston junctions been cornered off due to an uber driver biker accident

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Spotted these outside UCLH

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Some brilliant stickers I’ve found around Hackney this week. I will most likely be making this a thread lol

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*at the gym*
Me: (struggles to do exercise)
My boyfriend : (hopefully) “you are a strong and capable man” (quoting Collin in ted lasso)
Me: I am Collin… the caterpillar (dies 💀)

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@AlisonEarle8 Sure thing!

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Car crash involving a police car on Kingsland High Street