Jess 👑

I am Broov I am Brave

[Jess 👑 @JessFraser_]

IMAGINE accidentally making a snapchat group of all the girls you're talking too HAHAHAHAH

[€ddie Hearn @Leeni_TH14]

I feel like your parents should be able to beat you up at your big age if you do something as stupid as this

[História No Paint @HistoriaNoPaint]

a seleção inglesa voltando pros EUA depois do jogo contra o México

[EGYPT HQ @EgyptCEO]

hello @mexico please lockdown ALL OF YOUR MUSEUMS until the English have left the country

[🎈 @mcmill2008]

Asking people to be on time is not eugenics. You have lost the plot.

[♥️ @LdotNatalie]

I thought they were stealing your jobs

[Shay 🌈🌸✨ @ShayWoulahan]

If I told you that you had to be somewhere at 7am to collect a cheque for a £1 million and if you were even 1 minute late you wouldn’t get it, you’d be there, in fact you’d probably get there early. You just don’t respect other people’s time enough which is a character flaw.

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

he’s got to stop eating them

[Anna @mollydyns]

andy burnham will be britain’s first prime minister in 16 years (and only the second this century) not to have been educated at oxford. a true man of humble beginnings, he went to fitzwilliam college, cambridge

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I wish men hated pedophiles as much as they hate fat women

[scotty ꩜ COMMS OPEN! @undeadromxnce]

i wonder if any other organs can make you feel pleasure by touching them and we just wouldn’t know because nobodies ever tried it

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[dri🫪 @pettykrueger]

“Rape accusations ruin lives!!!” lol no they don’t bc wtf is this

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

I think they should let the goalie wear the same jersey as his friends :(

[Praetorian Pek @PekJorkins]

I guess society at large has simply decided sex crimes are no big deal. Like shoplifting a candy bar

[Matt Leslie @mattleslie74]

"Sorry, you can't play in the World Cup because Mark was crap at geography at school."

[Sam @SamMufc7]

No way 😂

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

i do think it's interesting men have invented a fictionalised "jealous fat friend" because girls aren't interested in them.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

6 drinks in @ company event. I think it’s time to share my opinion on the recent Down syndrome/abortion discourse