Jessica Hayman

mom, open heart surgery survivor, runner, yogini, wannabe writer.

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

Love this to infinity! https://t.co/BBr4GHcub4

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning!
You’re in the driver’s seat.
Fear may yell some crazy sh** from the back.
Fine, just don’t let it touch the wheel.
(Shut the f*** up Fear you don’t even have a learner’s permit)
Let’s go.

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

@jenngulbrandsen Love her so much, but miss Andy!!

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@METROHouston Bus 297 Bertner at Bates.

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Hey @METROHouston your rude bus divers don’t have to treat me like a criminal just because they didn’t see me tap my Metro card #rude

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Hey @METROHouAlerts your rude bus drivers don’t have to treat me like a criminal just because she didn’t see me tap my metro card #rude

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Back for more #commuterchronicles this one is on me though. bus pulled away just as I was walking up. Now I’m at the bus stop like some Ben Taub reject. IYKYK.

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

Today on #commuterchronicles Outbound today. Bus right on time. Weather is cooler. Looks like it is gonna rain but holding off so far. Bus is much less full and I have seat to myself and the driver turned off the lights. This is how commuting is supposed to feel!

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Commuter Chronicles Continued: a *passenger* is having to give driver directions. I guess he is new to this route. Trying to have grace.

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Today’s Commuter Chronicles. Driver was rude as I boarded “just come ON!” Uh, was waiting for woman who had trouble with her metro card. Then he got confused on the HOV lane. Me: think of all the money you’re saving and if there is an accident, not your fault or car.

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

One of the biggest cities in the country with the absolutely worst public transportation system. I hate it here! (And I hate @METROHouston ) The only reason I am still using is because it literally saves me $500 a month in parking and tolls. Which is a tweet for another day!

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Again, @METROHouston can you please provide update on route change on 297? I’m frustrated because it makes me late for work and I’m going to have to take an earlier bus. Is this just temporary? What is going on?

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Hey @METROHouston why the route change on 297! I take the bus so I DON’T have to sit in traffic on 610! 😡

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@METROHouston why the route change on 297? Used to take HOV lane to 288. Last couple of times bus has taken 610 and now sitting in traffic? 😡

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

@METROHouAlerts route 297?

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@tx2official @grok Hey, @grok what about me?

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@jenngulbrandsen Facts!! Come to Houston where not only are the roads exploding but you have to swim through the humidity. I hate it here.

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Hey @SouthwestAir On flight 4686 We are having a having a mechanical delay. They allowed passengers to deplane and have not cancelled flight. What are my options for changing flight till tomorrow morning. I do have luggage checked.

[Jessica Hayman @JessHayman]

@SouthwestAir On flight 4686We are having a having a mechanical delay. They allowed passengers to deplane but have not cancelled flight. What are my options for changing flight till tomorrow morning? I do have luggage checked.

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@SulloReport @AIandDesign @esjesjesj Yup. Human shield.

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Asked to authenticate my X acct. is this real or phishing?

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@DHLUSHelp Package needs signature. Not home-I work for a living. Cannot make alternate delivery arrangements. Package will have to be returned to merchant. Will make note to never do business with those who use DHL if I can’t get what I ordered.