Jess Hoffman

Born to shine brightly

[Commandant of the @USMC @CMC_MarineCorps]

Marines, @USMCSgtMaj and I would like to offer our thoughts so you know where your senior leaders stand.

[toxic king @toxicking]

By the time I remember to text back it’s too disrespectful to even do it

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

Yeah my mom was super strict and all but when she found out I was sexually active she was more upset no one had ever made me c*m and I still think about that to this day❤️😂

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

Treat yourself like someone you love, you deserve it baby❤️

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

There’s no way in hell you would have gotten Luke to wear a mask😂

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

The only thing keeping me going is knowing these are being shipped to me

[Reagan Rainey @reagandwalker]

I wish I had a hobby that didn’t involve food, alcohol, or Amazon.

[Con ⛧ @itscon_gg]

before you hit me with “wya” lmk what you want so i can decide where i’m at

[alv 🍒 @notalvarch]

I refuse to have ipad children

[Tabrat 💞 @tabratttt]

females w/ their own money don't care about anything except how you treat them.

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

With every crab Rangoon that I consume, my power grows stronger

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

#NewProfilePic

[Dan Kaufman @D_Kauf11]

I wish we could go back to 2010 when the only virus we had had to worry about catching was Bieber Fever

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Happy #4thOfJuly 🍑

[matt @shmaded]

Stop asking “wyd” I’m literally at home crying

[Jess Hoffman @JessHoffman5]

“Not all streets are like Sesame Street” 😭😭😭 This had my crying

[CNN @CNN]

“Not all streets are like Sesame Street. … What we are seeing is people saying 'enough is enough.' They want to end racism.”
@Elmo’s dad Louie explains why people are protesting across the US. https://t.co/icV04F4FNW #CNNSesameStreet