jess

[GAZ @GazGShore]

baby's don't realise there is glass there.... 😂😂😂

[jess @JessHollis_]

@athenahansonx 😂😂😂

[jess @JessHollis_]

Dogs are the best 🤣🧡

[TomWalker.bsky.social @tomwalkerisgood]

the best form of transport is train as it's the only one of the big 3 (boat, plane, train) where you can see a cow out the window and not feel justified panic

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Thomas Cook cancels trips to SeaWorld and other captive killer whale attractions https://t.co/VhPc4RUCKo

[ITVX @ITVX]

New Jack always brought the 🔥
#LoveIsland @LoveIsland @_JackFowler_

[jess @JessHollis_]

@izzyboulton I heard on the grapevine a reunion could be on the horizon

[Simply TC 💚💛🖤💙 @BienSur_JeTaime]

Nice try cats. Idk how you learned to type but the jig is up. https://t.co/5UkvGX6XVJ

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

WIFE: I regret getting you that blender for Christmas.

ME: {drinking toast} Why?

[jess @JessHollis_]

The pay with Klarna option on ASOS is the best but worst thing to happen ever happen to me

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

Giraffes are now on the 'red list' of endangerment due to a 40% decline over the last 25 years. They could become extinct. Gone forever. And still, we allow spoilt cunts to pay money to shoot them with a bow and arrow for fun.

[Kye @kyeffs]

haha yeah https://t.co/7zVceTFALF

[jess @JessHollis_]

@izzyboulton 😂😂😂😂😂

[кeelin @crunchiemcflury]

where on online banking do i type in motherlode