Jessica

Makeup artist and trivia queen

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

I went over to my friend’s house the other day, and he’d just put up some new IKEA shelves. However he’d covered them in naked Jesus statues. .... I found his LÄCK of faith disturbing.

[Tea with Tolkien @TeawithTolkien]

happy October the 24th to all who celebrate

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

On this day in 1812.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

À pareille date en 1812.

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

I swear to god I just heard something fall through my ceiling. It’s 2:28 AM. Is this a morning problem?

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

@capndreadnought I might be an enabler, but I fully support that haha

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

@capndreadnought Baby you work at a coffee shop — that 6:30 shift will be your highly caffeinated bitch

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

Some man on a dating app said that I look like Karen Gillan. While he is wildly incorrect, I will still be riding this high for a day or two.

[bob_₳F @bobasfk]

King Memnon of Aethiopia was in the Trojan war and was killed by Achilles in a duel. He arrived at the war with his Aethiopian army to save Troy after Hector was slain

Atheiopia was a descriptive term for all of sub-Saharan Africa at the time

Homer describes the war as a global event with participants hailing from all over the world, specifically saying they spoke multiple languages

Troy itself was an Anatolian trading hub

The Odyssey can be adapted into a space movie and it would still be relevant. Adaptations is how we honor those works and the lessons within them

You are a small small man who views life from a lense that cheapens it

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

I’m aware that I’m a solid 6 most days, but there is NOTHING more humbling than seeing who’s on my likes on the dating apps…

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

This one hurts

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’ and ‘Ted Lasso’ actor Anthony Head has died at the age of 72.

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

Every time Critical Role does a live show I think that they can’t get any hotter. Every time I’m wrong.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

85 degrees out today which means that it’s time for me to morph into my summer form, which is Robin Williams from The Birdcage but with long hair

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

and for the lady, perhaps a fucking break

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

You’re damn right we did. Made it through Fellowship and Two Towers, gave him a lore drop and now he’s making plans to come back and watch ROTK. Priorities.

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

if a baddie invites you over to watch extended edition LOTR i can guarantee with 80% accuracy that they mean you are going to WATCH that movie and PAY ATTENTION

[BIG MAMA @KINGKEIA_]

y’all know I’m Canada down 🇨🇦

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

Rewatching The Mummy for the umpteenth time…Evie and Jonathan are supposed to be biracial??
The 90s were something else.

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Avril Lavigne was right, it absolutely is a damn cold night and I am, in fact, trying to figure out this life

[Jessica @JessHubbert]

Are smooth jazz covers of mid-2000s pop-punk the adult version of Kidz Bop?

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

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