god’s favorite dipshit

hey look over there

28 - he/him - priv: @hellmode666 - Jesse

[☀️val☀️🇲🇽 @_solarflaree]

hell yeah hawaii

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@lynchdaughterr i don’t think you even know what media literacy is

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@krackatolla27 damn i ain’t slick am i lmaooooo spite is fine i don’t wanna be a hater but ill be outside

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

i love when a tour lineup has a built in smoke break

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@paladinofsteel 😭😭 brandon hogging your camera time smhhh

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

ACACIA STRAIN SMALL ROOM SECRET SHOW BIIIITCH

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@rcastillo_music fuuuuuck i shoulda told you 😭😭 announced it like 4 months ago under the least secretive pseudonym ever lmaooo. they did say they’re doing tune low again next year tho so i better see 🫵 there

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@rcastillo_music your absence was felt my brother 🥀🥀

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

whose dick do i have to suck to get acacia strain at hellfest next year

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

more bands (that have the chops) should be covering slayer

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@DocDeathcore_ harder to watch than anything kill karl has made. at least he’s funny. i couldn’t bear more than 3 seconds of this, visually or auditory

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@DoomerFlurk @InternetH0F get shit on nerd

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@j0sewtf birds of a feather

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

failure will follow

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@SirBylHolte no

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@bencsin @IMDBorg “won’t you pwease be nice to the engagement farm account 🥺🥺”

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

@SirBylHolte @Darcoby1964 you sure?

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

you’re telling me this guy gets the same voting rights as me? we gotta do something about that

[god’s favorite dipshit @JessInAbsentia]

perhaps considering working on your rights and lefts before you try to criticize anything

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

Here's the thing about "Godzilla Minus Zero":

If you remove the KAIJUS, it's just a movie about postwar trauma, survivor's guilt, and a whole lot of human melodrama.

AND I WOULD NEVER PAY MONEY TO SEE THAT MOVIE!

Only 10 minutes - about 7% of the 135-minute runtime - is what I ACTUALLY PAID TO SEE: MONSTER ACTION.

And the other 125 MINUTES is HUMAN DRAMA AND TRAUMA.

And Godzilla doesn't even make his proper appearance until AFTER THE 90-MINUTE MARK!

AND IT'S IN JAPANESE - SO YOU HAVE TO READ THE DAMN THING!

Sorry, but I DIDN'T PAY TO WATCH TWO HOURS OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS.

I PAID TO SEE GODZILLA KICK GHIDORAH'S ASS!

And I didn't get my money's worth.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE.