Jess

I am Good, I am Evil, I am Solace, I am Chaos, I am Human

[Jess @JessIvy97]

Whoops, I saw Elmo's puppeteer's hand #July4thPBS

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Well, at least Colby Barlow is making me feel young again, there's no way he's 18. #2023NHLDraft

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@romper Don't need a vasectomy when the sperm is already in a jar ready for the next surrogate.

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@NHLFlyers Eww, Rags color on my jersey.

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While Reddit rids itself of external API use, it also decided to rid itself of instant posting, you must now wait at least 30+ minutes for your post to appear to everyone.

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@hankgreen @rwlesq Yeah, I've definitely heard of the elderly people choosing not because of the fact that they're 80+ yrs old and decide it's not worth the energy for maybe 5 more years when they can spend that energy with family and other things they always wanted to do instead.

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We're not allowed to have good things in Philadelphia.

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Well, I guess I'm getting Drunk at work during the Super Bowl. Since for some Godforsaken reason, I'm scheduled 3-11.

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WE'RE BUILDING SHRINES TO JALEN HURTS IN THE WINDOWS, IN THE LIVING ROOMS! #FlyEaglesFly

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Jesus Christ, I'm 25 and all the people I graduated with, all have kids, all have wives, all have people who care if they come home at night Well, Jesus Christ, did I fucked up?

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For those unaware, my drunk ass just screamed like a banshee for 2 minutes because the PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS AND ARE OFF TO THE WORLD SERIES!

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Throw me into the Delaware and leave me down at the bottom there. The Black Lung of the East Coast. The Paris of Nowhere

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Tennessee has won the "Get feed to Hawaii" game. #LLWS

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Well, this game might be over in less than 3 innings at this rate.

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Hawaii scares me #LLWS

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#LLWS So, I'm guessing Canada-Curacao is now going to start on ESPN instead of ESPNU?

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Nicaragua going on a run. Too bad only one of their parents could be there in person. #LLWS

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Weather Delay and #LLWS name a more iconic duo.

Also, Mother Nature start sending the rain down South to Jersey more; we're in a drought!

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@Cre8nme4 @Chanceg88 @BullCityHeel I suggest you get your eyes checked since if you notice in the picture, the players are wearing 4 different uniforms which means they aren't all teammates.

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@OwenParkin3 @UpdatesLlws Probably 7:30 assuming no more delays.