Jessica

YAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@realDonaldTrump Nah you didn't pal

[Jessica @JessJess990]

I mean, her choice of books this morning made me proud. Though, I fee @ProfBrianCox should release a series for all the future scientists out there.

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@ProfBrianCox if time moves more slowly when you're moving, is that why I can never get the clock in my car to tell the right time?

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@ProfBrianCox Brian! Is it constantly daytime or night time in space?

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@AskMandP why do the cute but expensive babygrows at £19 a pop come up smaller than the cheaper ones? My 2 month old baby can't wear the 3-6 months becasue they're too tight, but the 0-3 ones are still enormous... #M&PLogic

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@thehotpots plenty of room for your Jean on this.

[Jessica @JessJess990]

The time has come to admit I've been 'tapping into' nextdoor's Netflix (after 5 years). I'm only letting him know because it's not working..

[Jessica @JessJess990]

I managed to successfully squat (and urinate) over a "Trainspotting" toilet on a Pendelino at 125mph. That's how I define physical strength

[Jessica @JessJess990]

Best birthday present! Super excited! @jeffdunham

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

I speak sheep. Happy Easter.

[Jessica @JessJess990]

I'm sure the "BREXIT Christians" haven't observed Lent, practised prayer and penance before stuffing themselves with "religious chocolate".

[Jessica @JessJess990]

I'm pretty sure that chocolate wasn't mentioned in the Bible. Lets celebrate obesity and tooth decay of all the cultures' children.#Cadbury

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@JohnGroganbooks I've been reading aloud to this young man and I think he's getting ideas of mischief and chaos from Marley..

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@Chris_Stark @scott_mills me and my maths class listened to you this morning. You made fractions fun!

[Jessica @JessJess990]

In my attempt to dog shame my lovely boy for shredding a tennis ball. #Labrador #StupidDogs #Dogs

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@Belmonte_Carley primark! Duh 😂

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@Chris_Stark is it like having your little brother sitting next to you playing with everything? #R1commentary

[Jessica @JessJess990]

@deanbrown_ me too! I came home early just cos

[Jessica @JessJess990]

I still cry when I watch @CatelynnLowell and @TylerBaltierra 's @16and_Pregnant episode ❤️