The Fantôme Mënace

My biological makeup is half liquid bread (beer) and half baked bread (bread)

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

I feel like, eating a sandwich too fast bc if you stop it's for sure going to fall apart, is an emotion we as a society don't discuss enough

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

As a vegan I only do plant based drugs

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

This could be us but you play too much 😔

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

“Fuk you my child is fine-“
Pulls The Devil, Page of Wands, and The Hanged Man in a single reading 😳

[Cheer @onlyeatoreos]

I have been nothing but funny and sexy to you

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

The way a glass of red wine and half a cigarette has me feeling makes me understand the French

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Y’all ever roll a j after a manifestation ritual and light it on the candle you’ve been meditating over to transfer the energy back into you?? When ppl ask what I do as a witch it’s this.

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

@SFGiants bring JT back for more commentary! We love to see him. A legend with great insight? What more can we ask for?

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

@doughboyspod in regards to your tipping in cash at restaurants/cafes/bars - YES we do appreciate the cash and YES we love the human interaction of being handed the tip as a “thank you for working through the pandemic” nod 🍻

[Georgia Hardstark @GHardstark]

👏🏼 Normalize 👏🏼 seven 👏🏼 day 👏🏼 weekends 👏🏼

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

@mattapodaca HDTGP Contender: 2002 Asthma PC game ft. Jeff Goldblum, Shaq, Diane Sawyer, and Funkmaster Flex

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

If your lo fi spotify playlist doesn’t have an anime character on the cover don’t even THINK about sending it to me

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Depression Meal: unwrapped, half eaten power bar found in your backpack

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Emo boys walked so sad e-boys could run

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

You think Elon Musk has ever read The Martian Chronicles?

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

@HenryLovesYou plums are just in season 😂 no significance other than folk’s plum trees be poppin’ off and you got to pass them off to people any chance you get lest your yard be overrun by birds and squirrels

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

@KarenKilgariff bruh, if you’re looking for a culty murder story, the rise and fall of Flordelis de Souza is WILD. Evangelical power couple, 58 children, in-family murder, lawmaker immunity, it’s all there baby

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Heyyy uhhhh how come every social-political issue in the history of humans based on male insecurity 🤔

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Get dried cranberries tf out my salads what is this 2009? Golden raisins, you can stay, but you’re on thin fuckin ice

[The Fantôme Mënace @JessJessDVD]

Do you think there’s racist biologists out there who like, teach undergrad and praise bio-diversity in everything EXCEPT humans. They research the scientific proof that diversity evolves environment and are like “don’t think this applies to me tho”