Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈

Aspiring Gattara who also writes sometimes - she/her
Don't call me plus sized - I'm fat, get it right.

Abolish the police

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Real picture of me finding out I need to fix my blood sugar in 2024

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

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Dad, don't piss me off

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Passed my neighbor as he was bringing in groceries and brightly told him good morning and he told me good morning back before we realized at the same time that it was literally almost 5 p.m.

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

@maddsinnie 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

@maddsinnie It's okay babe. You bullied Hozier into playing First Time. We're in a better place 💜

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

@maddsinnie Foaming at the mouth THIS BITCH WAS PUSHING BACK ON RACISM TALKING POINTS??????????

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Need one of these for my dog that says "people food" instead of aioli that he can wear to all extended family functions

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Rolled up to the function in an outfit nobody gets except the birthday boy but his reaction beyond makes up for it

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

"I'm sorry I gamified your parfait" is pretty up there on sentences that have never been said before

[Albert Lee @urphillypal]

Happy Pride , Philly! 🌈

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

@sammagg YOU'RE NOT EVEN MY ONLY SIBLINGS

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Everyone saying krimpets like just tell me you're basic
Hit me with one of these jawns

[Mr. Philadelphia @TOOTTHEBARBER]

This is for Philly only,

What’s your favorite Tastykake?

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

@maddsoutie

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

So anyway, finished the show and can confirm: huge waste of time don't bother and read Check Please!

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

If the dialogue in "Off Campus" is not at least as good as the dialogue in OMG Check Please, I'm writing the whole bitch off as a loss

[Gary. 🇮🇪🏳️‍🌈 @AsToldByGary]

Ace & proud. #HappyPrideMonth

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Me in my alien hands button up and a girl in a starry night patterned dress at the same time in the women's bathroom:
"Oh my God I LOVE your outfit"

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Calling my mom while out at a restaurant like "Mom help me order I can't pick🥺"

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

Dressing GNC as fuck at this baby shower but wearing a blue tie to celebrate the fact it's a boy

[Weenie Hut Jr's 🌭🌟🌈 @JessJessDaBest]

See I actually need Carolina to win the cup now because then the Flyers will have been knocked out by the Stanley Cup champion team and so that's fine

Also fuck rapists forever and The Golden Knights should burn obviously