The General

Make this moment count

[The General @JessJohnson311]

It's hard to come to terms with the fact that life goes on without you.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

@JacobDKall I'll be home the 19th doe

[The General @JessJohnson311]

@JacobDKall pass

[College Life @8_Semesters]

"Can u be serious for a second"

Me:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

This vine defines the Halloween spirit!

https://t.co/RS2p7kTllP

[The General @JessJohnson311]

Average lifespan of a BOLC friendship: 6 weeks.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

When you realize you should have branched Army Corps of Housewives...

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you see people you don't wanna talk to in public

https://t.co/qL7lpTuuhC

[The General @JessJohnson311]

Parking a car is hard enough. Imagine parking a plane !?

[The General @JessJohnson311]

@DMaurice11 NICE.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

I flew up from Oklahoma on @DMaurice11 and he doesn't even show up to his party. Okay.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

When people say "you've been in the Army long enough to know..." No, I haven't been in the Army at all yet. I've been in Army school.

[Sassy Whale @sassywhaleaf]

me: new friendships really do sound kinda nice

brain: ok but consider this....................... isolation

me:

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Inspirational

[The General @JessJohnson311]

@Dope_Rich well, Hanukkah, but close.

[The General @JessJohnson311]

Warheads on foreheads