Jessica Jones

Mother. Lover. Fighter.

[Jessica Jones @JessJonesCage]

@Bobbi_Morse hi

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I swear to God if Luke gets me another shitty appliance for Mother’s Day next year, he’s catching these hands just like the Roomba that just lasted two weeks.

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I don’t know what I ate, but it’s killing me! I’m gonna be sick.

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Fuck you, Twitter, for trying to lock my account.

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Whenever I start to feel down I just remind myself that Purple Man is dead and his body got thrown into the sun. It cheers me up really quick.

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While I appreciate anyone who gives Dani a gift, please don't do it at 8am. This family sleeps in. I am a lazy person.

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Will the neighbors ever shut the fuck up so I can sleep?

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Clearly I have too much time on my damn hands #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@HiredSuperhero I know, right? I'm getting good at this.

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@HiredSuperhero We won't. Besides it means more presents for Dani.

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@HiredSuperhero All my invites are out, so you're good. I think there's going to be plenty of people here so I wouldn't even have to see Misty. I even invited Jessica Drew.

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@HiredSuperhero Ugh, no, you're right. It's our baby's party, not mine.

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@HiredSuperhero Fine. Fuck, whatever. Do whatever you want.

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@HiredSuperhero I do. But the people coming into my house better not be ones who want to kick my ass 'cause then I'm going to have to start some shit.

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@HiredSuperhero I did get the cake. You better not be over here inviting all these people who don't like me.

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@HiredSuperhero NOOOOOPE! The fuck she isn't.

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@HiredSuperhero I'm not judging them, I just don't want any sentinels busting into our house.

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I hope Luke got everything for Dani's party.