Jessica Thompson

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

FFS. My Spotify ‘2020 Wrapped’ sums this year up... @JamesBlunt on repeat by the looks of things! 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Can’t help but think how shit ‘The Big Fat Quiz of The Year’ is going to be this year. Corona and Dominic Cummings’ eye test.. the end.

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Week 6 of lockdown and I couldn’t relate more to @missgemcollins’ BB breakdown.

I’M F***ING GAMED / QUIZZED OUT ❌😫

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

@bethwadlow @Blundell_DL 😂😂😂😂

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

@FrankiLarraine Hahaha, ‘you’re gorgeousss’, love you ❤️

[Millie Payne @_milliepayne]

Did Gavin and Stacey have a girl or boy? What’s Neil the Baby like now? Are Dawn and Pete still together? Has Gwen branched away from making omelettes? Are Smithy and Nessa married? Are Pam and Mick gonna be the Christmas Day hosts again? What happened on the fishing trip?!

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

McDonald’s have got paper straws and it’s effecting more than I thought 😯

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Is there anything more infuriating than that “Someone’s knocking at the door, somebody’s ringing the bell” song that’s on the lottery adverts? Can’t even read that back without automatically singing it in my head😫.

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

@jesshinken happy birthday 🥳🥂! Hope you’ve had a fab day xx

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

My Monday’s been that long and shit, I could do with it being Friday already please 🙄😴.

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

@Blundell_DL Your hand would be at the wrong angle if you were using the opposite hand to your opposite ear ...

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

One of the biggest boy misunderstanding’s🤣🤣🤣 @Blundell_DL @EllTyson (bodysuit🤦🏻‍♀️)

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Just watched Abducted in Plain Sight and I need a genuine lie-down. I mean...what the actual fuck was that?!?🤯 The non-existent aliens were the most normal part of the story!

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Don’t care what anyone says.. gin and wine are the most lethal combo for a hangover to ever exist, fact🥴🤕!

[Waddersss. @bethwadlow]

Current life situation: full on Bridget Jones, everything that could go wrong has/is/will go wrong 🙃

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

Nah. This weather is a no from me. 🥶❄️

[Darren Dutton @Darren_Dutton]

The Speaker of the House of Commons sings the ascending major scale of Jeremy Corbyn

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

@damian_lythgoe Not sure it could’ve got much worse 🤷🏻‍♀️!

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

What better way to end a shit Friday than losing my last 5 months worth of work because I’m stupid enough to save stuff to my desktop 🙃🤦🏻‍♀️😩

[Jessica Thompson @JessLThompson_]

If I’m not hungry I’m eating. If I’m not eating I’m hungry. Will this ever end? One of life’s mysteries🧐💭