Jessica Lamb-Shapiro

Writer. Wants a pizza. Here for photos of your dog. #Ham #Binders

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I used to make these dolls.

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@VirginAtlantic do you still have a customer service via text option from the US?

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@caityweaver I laughed out loud several times. I hope you can withstand the fury of the #vanlifers, or at least hide from them in a fancy hotel.

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@AlexisCoe They do not care! She should have asked me.

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We are all bad art friends

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Writers are many things, but “service-oriented” is not at the forefront.

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This tweet has aged well

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Living in Austin TX right now feels like some sadistic writer’s room is trying to up the stakes every day, except it’s the government. "Ok, so they have no heat/electricity. But what if they also had no water or food? And also no information about when these things might return?"

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Writers are many things, but “service-oriented” is not at the forefront.

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@Jesse_Hirsch Is this . . . legal?

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@blaireerskine I think this is satire, but I’m honestly not sure. That in itself is alarming.

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@rachsyme She’s “just like us”

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@theferocity 😱😱😱

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@bessbell I thought “cool rooms” meant good decor 🤣

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Back on Twitter for babydog. Goodbye again.

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@frynaomifry That’s a lot of taxes!

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@rachsyme Yes please

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@theferocity @maddiemcgarvey Precious

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@AlexisCoe Should I read this?

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@jamiattenberg What did they do besides a bath? Asking for a puggle.

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@PodSaveAmerica As one of the many people left to freeze in TX while TC went to Cancun, I’m happy with these poll results

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Oh, wait, some people actually froze to death inside their homes a few weeks ago- maybe work on that instead?

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The Lt. Governor of Texas is SUING Austin to make them NOT wear masks. Seems like a good use of government resources.

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MASKS STAY: #Texas loses at court, #Austin’s mask mandate to stay in place for at least 2 weeks https://t.co/gn2A7J4Rcf