Jessica Ward Smith

I try to execute my dumb ideas beautifully.

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@ErinThomasWx Do you think I should postpone a birthday party at Shelby Farms today at 2:30?

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Must be a slow day at Bass Pro Shops

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@AmericanFranny Feel like tonight is a good night to get back on Twitter.

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@AmericanFranny Same

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Can @disneyplus send out some sort of individual screen reports for how many times Frozen and Frozen II have been played over the last three weeks?

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When my 5 y/o watches @idinamenzel in awe sing “Into the Unknown” live on the Oscars... “she’s good but Elsa is better...” #Oscars2020live

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If I teach my kids anything in this life, I hope it’s that no one wants to see the concert they went to in its entirety on social media the next day. #next

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@MustacheMikeNY

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Every store has put up the candy corn and put out the peppermint BUT I WASN’T DONE WITH CANDY CORN YET. #revivethanksgiving

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@hqtrivia it’s my husband Alex’s birthday and I tried to get him a cookie cake but this is what it turned out like so maybe in return you can give him a shoutout tonight? Alex “daddysaurus” from Memphis!

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@hqtrivia Jesslaurn

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@hqtrivia Jesslaurn

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Can’t watch a Florida game now without thinking “daddy shark duh duh duh duh duh...” #mullenshmullen #momsofipadaddicts

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@hqtrivia My team rocks... #HQYear1

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@hqtrivia Shout out to my husband Alex in Memphis... and congrats on losing 100 pounds!!!

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Happy birthday, @BarackObama. You busy? We could use some help.

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@hqtrivia Jesslaurn

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@hqtrivia Monday at 9pm shoutout to the new Daddy Smith in Memphis - congrats on the new baby! 👶🏼

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Dentist at 8am: “You have braids like Anna from Frozen!”
3 y/o: **ignores him**
3 y/o at 7pm: “Mommy, I have braids just like Anna from Frozen!”
🙄
#needmedication