Jesslisten

Hip Hop person. Recording/Mixing Aficionado. Snapchat/IG: Jesslisten

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Aaliyah died for our sins

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Not my son being scared of Joe Jackson like the boogeyman now🤣😭.

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Yall really thought they were gonna get Diddy on the freako charge??

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@MariaIsa @FrederickMelo 😂 Got me!!
We be at ALL the playgrounds. 🤣

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Mfs will owe me $80 and then when I finally hit them up for it after a month they’ll be like:
“My bad man my uncle died”

and I be like:
“damn, I’m so sorry man…
did he owe you $80??”

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How am I a parent with all these nerds?..
When did all the nerds decide to get together and have kids?..
Am I a nerd?
Oh no…

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Micha Nori bout to get that Lakers job.

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MN playin defense like a real pack of wolves. They better quit calling them Denver turnovers and start calling them takeaways.
🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺 🐺

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If I could donate some of my rapping skills to my wrapping skills I would, cuz some of these presents lookin kinda ramshackle…

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Andre 3000 bout to win the fuckin flute Grammy, watch.

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What’s more emasculating than realizing you’re accidentally rapping along with Salt-N-Pepa?…

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The lamest part about doing laundry is that unless you do it naked it’s never really done...

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my son think wrestling is called muscles 😂

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Spent all that time in jail STRESSIN and you’re telling me all I had to do was WAKE UP??… 😡

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Last night In a stadium that seats 18,000 people i randomly had the seat directly next to one of my ex gfs.
Luckily it was one of the cool ones

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@DJBROADBAND Man if we trade Gobert right now we’re gonna take a huge loss on that, his value is as low as it’s ever been.

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French voice: “you shoot many reckless 3, then stumble towards hoop and fall. I will act as if I have never once held a basketball”

(Caption This) #Timberwolves

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@mujamessiah Theres a lot of wrongs I need to make right…

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You ever pretend to write down a confirmation number for a customer service rep just because it’s too much to explain that you don’t need it and just wanna hang up?

[Metasota.bsky.social @Metasota]

posting this because this is one of my fave verses and I also genuinely miss performing. this is off my “it’s just rap mixtape, also features my boy @JessListen
caregiver life, but I’m still outchea. #onceagain

[Metasota.bsky.social @Metasota]

shoutout the good sis @nakaraforje for her super dope song and asking me to do a verse for her #HealedHoochieChallenge so… I made a lyric video for it. we all got a story. enjoy, share & watch everyone that’s participated.