Bene Jesserit

Wannabe space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books.

[Bene Jesserit @JessLizBryan]

@RossMartinNC They’re tacky and I love them.

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@joshgondelman Omg the DRAMA.

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Gotta’ love MTG threatening to fight trans women in a bathroom. Judy Gemstone ass behavior from a politician.

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@dieworkwear Oh, I am not letting the right have Barbour jackets. Especially since the majority of them don’t know how to dress.

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I know the Bene Gesserit are problematic, especially if you haven’t read the later Dune novels. But if dudes can have the Empire in SW, then I can have my girlboss space witches.

[Bene Jesserit @JessLizBryan]

@TheWapplehouse That’s British Stanley Tucci, dammit.

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*Charli XCX voice*

🎵 I’m Feyd-RauthA-aa-A-aaaa~

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@MediumSizeMeech @Nickelback They’re Canadian. They don’t even go here!

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We love JAJ and Dana Carvey, don’t we, folks? We love to see two generations of SNL doing impressions together.

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This is Rival Schools.

[Pulp Librarian @PulpLibrarian]

"Anyone for violent tennis?"

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He’s a Maine Coon. Stupid AI couldn’t make iPhone more smarter.

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@Srirachachau Back in 2002, I saw Blink-182 on the night that the X-Files series finale aired. I really hope somebody recorded it for Tom.

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Trump is the Game Master Anthony of unqualified sex pests and other assorted weirdos.

[Everytown @Everytown]

Today @TheOnion won its bid to acquire Infowars, the notorious harbinger of disinformation, misinformation, and hate speech helmed by its founder, professional Internet troll, Alex Jones. Alex Jones has profited off the pain of Sandy Hook families, and his brand of hateful disinformation has seeped into mainstream American culture. https://t.co/HtoZAteEKB

[Bene Jesserit @JessLizBryan]

@dieworkwear I’m in the promotional marketing biz and I sell a LOT of Bella+Canvas tees. That USA made style sells much less than the same style made in Guatemala or Mexico, and you’d never guess why!!!

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@TSoS_ Doing a Missionaria Protectiva to own the libs.

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I��ll be so happy if anyone gets this.

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@SmoothDunk Elon Musk, worse than Cenobites.

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The Ruth’s Chris across the street from my apartment pretty much always has a fire going.

And it’s startling to see a fire whenever I look out my window, but also maybe a great metaphor for, you know, everything???

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Trying to Devs his way into a second term.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Biden staring at a quantum computer will never not be funny