Just Jess

kinda annoying and I talk too much

[Just Jess @JessMMcG]

Today I challenged my mom to a margarita race on vacation. My dad watched while my mom smoked me. So college basically prepared me for nothing

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

not her doing a fit check & ending up LEAVING her phone DJDJJD LMAO😭😭😭

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

There are two types of dog

[jynx @jynxbby]

my big 3? yapping, napping, & snacking

[ηαdι. @luvblessingz]

my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised someone so afraid of failure that they don't even start something

[QUOTES @TeenagerBook]

I really want to know 📌

[Just Jess @JessMMcG]

@baircago as you should

[Just Jess @JessMMcG]

Me and Melatonin: a love story

[trash jones @jzux]

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

[🐰Alyson🐰 @abilgri4]

PSA Dubuquers, there is both a @CrumblCookies and @nothingbundt opening soon and I could not be more excited!!

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

If they would’ve given me adderall in sixth grade I would be a homeowner by now

[Just Jess @JessMMcG]

@RAMScoachHuff What an excellent birthday gift, huh coach? 🎉

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Absolutely no one:

My brain trying to convince anyone to care about me:

[Laura Marston @Kidfears99]

Tomorrow is the 100 year anniversary of the discovery of insulin.

In 1921, insulin’s discoverers sold its patent for $1 so insulin would be affordable to all.

Today, a single vial of insulin that lasts me about a week is priced at $300+, only in the United States.

[LN @abernothing]

I came up with my passwords when I was nine and never looked back