Jess

u can't kill me

[TADC SPOILERS | Clementine 🍉🍃 @ClemmieRagatha]

hi everyone here is how you get rid of ai overviews on google I swear to god it works

[Miilato @miiilato]

nothing worse than a failed nap attempt and running out of nap time

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

taking an everything shower

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Slot machines when you win .75 cents:

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Opening your Teams and Outlook after the 4 day bank holiday

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[audrey hobert enjoyer @frandripsco]

@21metgala

[blinkforever @everpinkarea]

being on twitter before Elon bought it

[hanna on fire˚ˋঌ˖ @nicosnek0]

going through tl on april fools as a very gullible person

[Pochi ⛓️🪚🧡 @P0chitaLuvr69]

duuuude i led my horse to water and this motherfucker will notttt drink 🤦‍♀️

[k (top 99% on OF) @how_do_i_pdf]

PMDD has you googling shit that gives you a hotline before the results

[A @seattleiminyou]

Soon it will be summer and I will be stoned out of my mind at the beach and I will have inner peace again

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

Charlie Kirk’s rotting corpse ziplining across the stage at the TPUSA half time show

[erin @ratsnotagain]

they should have an uber option where you’re allowed to vape in the car as long as the driver vapes also

[jawn didion @tinndfishmonger]

Wearing platform Uggs and yoga pants makes me feel like a beautiful Clydesdale horse

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingothx]

as a lifelong stoner, i feel betrayed that Snoop is maga.

[jake 📼 @banjotears]

why can’t gay people ever just say they like something

[Caleb Pitts @calebpitts1997]

Me and this big dick just chilling on the couch lol hope nobody comes down the chimney that would be random

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

There’s no better feeling than coming home and immediately changing into your Adam Sandler fit