Jess M.

Songwriter with vacant stare who clutches the guitar like it’s a life raft. Aspiring writer of rom-horror; maybe titled “50 Shades of Flayed”. #Beatles #LFC

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

One thing I miss; writing a text about your boyfriend, then accidentally sending it to HIM instead of to your friend. Those lovely little dramas don’t seem to happen in the smart phone / WhatsApp era
#technology #FridayThoughts

[Winterbrook @TJWinterbrook]

Meeeerry December!

🎄🎄🎄

Happy to announce these two new tunes, recently landed:

“Christmassy”;

https://t.co/IOYdTIgbmd

And a new version of “Christmas Is Coming to Town”;

https://t.co/M8gNKEODEv

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

The person who invented leaf-blowers.
Who is someone I……?

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

@TJWinterbrook Can’t wait!

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

Does every generation think things were better in whatever decade it was when they were teenagers?

[Winterbrook @TJWinterbrook]

This is not the greatest beer in the world, no.
This is just a…

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

Having one of those days where the milk goes in the cupboard, and the cereal goes in the fridge…

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

@JKrrrrang Ahh makes sense.
Back to being my fave #christmassong !!

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

Turns out the worst and best ever lyrics in a #Christmas song ARE IN THE SAME SONG.

“There won’t be snow in Africa this Christmas.”
Eh?

“Well tonight thank God it’s them instead of you”
Not to be taken at face value, obvs - it’s critical of attitudes in many richer countries.

[Winterbrook @TJWinterbrook]

"Polar Bear for Christmas" is now on Spotify!!!
🎄🎄🎄
#Christmas #Christmas2021 #Christmassong #polarbear
https://t.co/LVuCNDb2Jz

[Winterbrook @TJWinterbrook]

“My Boyfriend is a Snowman” is here! This soulful and original tune is the first Winterbrook release, with more to follow this Christmas!
Search “Winterbrook” on YouTube, Spotify and all major platforms.
#christmas #winterbrook #christmasmusic #snowman #christmas2021

[Winterbrook @TJWinterbrook]

When you realise there’s a creaking chair in your recording studio… 🙄😹
#musician

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

“You will write 1000 words by 5 o’clock or you will never fall in love again.”
🤦🏽‍♀️
Anyone else have an inner voice that sets out brutal deadlines and consequences like this?
#writerscommunity #WritingCommunity #writing

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

@TJWinterbrook Don’t make me choooooose….!!!!!

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

I first realised the universe was a harsh and hostile place when I experienced the pain associated with plucking my nasal hair…
#mondaythoughts

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

A length or portion of time (6)
This clue has got me so frustrated that I hereby declare that I will never, ever attempt another crossword. Period.

[Meghan Douglass @douglass_meghan]

My favorite word is "drool." It just rolls off the tongue.

[Jason Krrrrang @JKrrrrang]

Hi lovely people

I don’t wanna brag, but
- if I was born in a different place
- with different family / friends
- with considerable musical talent
- and with some helpful chance meetings

… then I’m 25% sure I would be in @foofighters

what did you nearly achieve…..?

[Inspiration & More @LifeWithJohn]

The need to be approved by others drains you of personal creativity. ~ An easy trap to find yourself. ~ #Truth

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

@HWmusictweets Something by @TJWinterbrook !

[Jess M. @JessMarks18]

Aliens just landed outside the bar I was in. Luckily it was a German bar and they sold beer in steins.
The aliens just kept saying “take me to your litre”
#thursdayvibes #aliensarereal