Jess 🦋

Twenty Five 🦢

[James Blunt @JamesBlunt]

Fire the little cunt.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

2020 was wild.

[Emirates FA Cup @EmiratesFACup]

AN INCREDIBLE END TO ONE OF THE MOST INCREDIBLE DERBY GAMES YOU WILL HAVE EVER SEEN.

Step forward, Sir Amad Diallo ♥️

@ManUtd have won it in extra-time with seconds to go!!!

#EmiratesFACup

[Hull City Ladies @HullCityLFC]

Shirt Comp Vote🚨

Thank you to everyone who entered our competition to design our new home shirt! 🐯

It was very hard to whittle it down to just four, but there can only be one winner!

🤝🏻 @WOLDSENGSERVICE
🤝🏻 @reds10ltd
🤝🏻 @hgsportswear
🤝🏻 @FAWNL

Vote Below! 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

[Jess 🦋 @JessMattinson_]

I cannot stand the feeling g

[Jess 🦋 @JessMattinson_]

how frustrating is it when you’re absolutely knackered but unable to fall asleep due to that much noise going on in your own head 🧠

[MULVEY @m88ulv]

The new HMRC tax on 'side hustles' is just a stab at poor people.

Emily selling her clothes on Vinted or John selling his lawnmower on eBay is somehow an issue for HMRC, but their mates in the government dodging millions in tax is acceptable.

[Jess 🦋 @JessMattinson_]

My babies 🩷🐾

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

My wife and I have taken 6 photos together in the last 2 years.

Meanwhile we've taken 93 photos of our dog sleeping since last week.

[Jess 🦋 @JessMattinson_]

Hahahah I wish!!

[HeWantsWealth 📈📊🏡💰🇯🇲 @hewantswealth]

What £650 can get you a month in the UK:

£250pm - RENT 🏡
£50pm - CAR 🚗
£40pm - Groceries 🛒🥬
£150pm - Entertainment 💃🏾
£30pm - Dating 👫🏾
£50pm - Energy bill⚡️
£10pm - Mobile Phone
£50pm - Gym 🏋🏾‍♂️
£10pm - S&S ISA 📈
£10pm - Life Insurance 💀

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

when I make excuses not to go out and they give me solutions:

[Jess 🦋 @JessMattinson_]

@nxcare is there anyway I can speak to someone re a refund?
Thanks 🤗

[Chloe Burrows @ChloeBurrows]

How does one become a morning person x

[Niccoya @niccoyat]

Remember when you could just wake up and say “mom I threw up” and that one phrase would erase every single responsibility for the day. I need that in adult form.

[Rebekka @rebekkarnold]

Do you know what the worst thing about this tweet is?

This wouldn’t even be something that he would’ve posted about if he wasn’t an abuser, did he post a video of James Garner being welcomed at Nottingham Forest when he joined on loan from Man United? No he did not.

The fact that he is being glorified & being given this exposure like this bc of what he did is everything that is wrong with men in power in this industry, I’m sick of it.