j e s s

Mother of pups. WVU bball & fball, Pitt Steelers & Pirates fanatic. Pizza aficionado. Craft beer & wine connoisseur. Quoter of The Office. WVU alumna.

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

Where do you see yourself in 25 years?
Me:

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I finally caught them! Since I moved into my rental house in Miami I've seen the "Jetski Boys"cruising by my house but they whoosh past me before I can get my phone out. Not today! Today I caught the "Jetski Boys" in action! Welcome to Miami!

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

@GabeWasylko @CleGuardians @brownsbacker43 ⚾️

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

The amount of @Adele tickets for resale on Stubhub makes me so sad. I tried SO hard to get tickets to see her and didn’t get through. It looks like 50% of those that did get through, only bought to upsell. 💔

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

Rolled up to the @theblackkeys concert and randomly got free VIP parking and entry. Put our blanket down on the lawn and 3 mins later got free center stage tickets!

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

What happens to the Queens corgis?!!?

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

Haven’t been to a movie theater since 2019. FINALLY made it 3 years later and saw @TopGunMovie.

[Ben Booth @TheBenBoothShow]

“West Virginia fans will show up and show out. That place will be WILD!”

[West Virginia Football @WVUfootball]

Just around the corner.

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

People I graduated high school with are sending their kids off to middle school, some high school… & I’m over here like, MY DOGS ARE BOTH 10YR OLD MODELS!!

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

Cleveland airport really not giving a shit this morning: “iPads, laptops, leave them in your bags! Shoes? Keep them on and keep walking!!!” IM HERE FOR IT.

[Pittsburgh Dad @Pittsburgh_Dad]

Hear me out…

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

@jeffsleasman @MelanieSklarz @CityofCleveland She asked “why?”, so I explained the city’s supposed “why” because I was also recently curious. I prefaced my tweet with “this was explained to me” which translates to: not my opinion so people like Jeffrey don’t reply to me.

[olivia amato @OliviaAmatoNYC]

i wish i could text my dog and let him know i’m on the way home

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Always.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

🖤🖤

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

It is impossible for me to be happy when I’m even slightly cold.

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

Shoutout to my phone…. I was typing “My heart belongs to a pipe liner” to make fun of someone’s large car decal and my phone corrected it to pup liner bc it thought I was talking about MY heart.

[j e s s @JessMo2889]

For a people person, I sure do fucking hate people an awful lot 😅