Jessica Molloy

Looks at art a bit.

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8 months pregnant & going to bed hungry due to total incompetence of @Dominos_UK Store refusing to pick up phone, how do I get money back?

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@estherwalker Just made gluten-free version of your/J Martin choc cake. Hope it doesn't taste like sand/poo/a brick. Will have to eat all..

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The Daily Mail - proudly making women feel like shit since 1896 http://t.co/qeE6s5gP

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@gilescoren I'm getting married on Paxos next week. This taverna is amazing, can't wait to see those views again!

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This is not my life.

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Day 1 of life in the provinces: cycled to nearest shop then put washing out ON A WASHING LINE. Day 2: waiting in Pumpkin for my train home.

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I'm fundraising for Ostomy Lifestyle using @JustGiving. Check out my page #JustGiving http://t.co/FawFpRMT

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To clarify, really only Judge Reinhold in Beverly Hills Cop 2. Freakish similarity.

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Just realised that my Jason Segel crush stems from the fact that he looks like the modern-day spit of Judge Reinhold #80schild

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but look out for an exciting new venue for experimental film in London. Can tell you all about it soon... some brilliant artists involved.

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should be sleeping ahead of tonight's night shift. Obviously I'm not if I'm on here. Damn it.

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Have to go and buy a new toothbrush as I dropped mine down the loo #dentalfail

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Also, in a sane world, the use of the word 'totes' would be almost as unacceptable as the use of vicious racial slurs.

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@MariannaPanizza @lauralclare @Katie_Reynolds Strictly Come Dancing, Bruno Tonioli #cluelessbff

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how amazing was Treasure Island??! can't wait for part two tomorrow.

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In happier news we also decided to start an online movement to bring back the Cadbury Fuse - surely the chocolate equivalent of a bin-end?

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You know you're old when you end up discussing party wall agreements over dinner. And you're genuinely interested.

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36 hours to beg/borrow/steal (make?!) my NYE costume. Theme = 2012 BC

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@Katie_Reynolds @MariannaPanizza @lauralclare yeah but seeing SCD's Bruno was surely the pinnacle of your day right? wel jel.