jess ⚡️

charger fan, oxygen breather, plant enjoyer. also known as @stop_hammerzeit 🫶🏼

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

walking around the house after my shower and accidentally created shadow art 🖤

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@flexyourgold @chargers qualcomm in the glory days. best memories of my childhood. if only I knew

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@beach1381 @chargers

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@simoneau10 @Xd_Reflected first thing I do when I get to heaven

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

0-8 and helping build up a division rival

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Trade: Chargers are sending LB Daiyan Henley to the Denver Broncos for a 2027 fourth-round pick and 2028 fifth-round pick, per sources.

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@goosebino we will try and still lose. we are that bad

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@blackroseMD1 relocate this team to mars I don’t even care anymore

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@Xd_Reflected I thought I was safe here. nowhere is safe. we will die and none of this will matter

[Jim Retarbaugh @QsamaBJohnston]

“Call a good play we haven’t scored a touchdown in like 30 drives”

Mike McDaniel in the booth:

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@michael_sutliff cursed team. always seemed like a cop out answer to me but unfortunately it’s true. we will continue to be in hell until we all die and they fool another generation to be fans of the team

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

thought about watching the chargers today but decided to make friends with chinstrap penguins instead

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@ts_haynie https://t.co/HMJYvZeVyB

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@OmarionHamp2 he has great balance. could eye him for the practice squad

[lil ♱⁺⋆ @lilsmoresy_]

do not kill. Thanks

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@BillyStockGod on an expedition cruise in antarctica, got about 5 days left then i’m off to explore patagonia! :)

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@Vikeologist

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@Vikeologist no

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@OmarionHamp2 he has great balance. could eye him for the practice squad

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@AndrewJLowry it’s worth it if you love wildlife! definitely not a traditional cruise lol

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@SlyJones53 the ship has wifi, i’m getting updates against my will

[jess ⚡️ @JessNoFace]

@prsjconroy we can bond over our shared love of penguins