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@AnnChervin I had to rewind and rewatch cause I thought the had misheard and my math wasn’t mathing.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Ok I had to double check married 20 years but has a 16 yr old with someone else. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

From baby to grown up. #TBT #dogsoftwitter #petsofinstagram

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

From tiny baby to this. #TBT

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Seriously who could focus on anything with these cuties.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Those legs. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

They moved into a ratchety house with dirty sheets on the bed and who knows what else. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

I don't care if you my best friend or not i am not scrubbing your cooch. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

@SparklyJewel1 His face... how about his wacked out hair or his annoying voice?

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Just watched Ryan's epusode and can't believe he is ghosting my man. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Dr. Now when he is listening to Margaret claim she doesn't eat or only has salad. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

@1BipolarCancer At least Angela wore clothes and we didn't have to see her blurred out coochie for most of the last 90 mins.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Why you making Dr. Paradise go up in that house. #my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

@jerej2424 Lord I will never be able to drive past an Arby's ever again without thinking of Margaret's coochie

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Does Margaret EVER wear pants or underwear. Feel it's gonna be two hrs of blurred out coochie!#my600lblife

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

#NJDevils you are breaking my heart. You no longer show the players running up the steps in their skates. Now you guys are only bad ass and not totally bad ass.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Weird dream of the week. I helped @ChrisEvans plan a super secret wedding. At least I helped him. Last time I dreamed of Chris Evans I ignored him because I found a vending machine that had $1 shoes.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

If you want awesome #SaturdayVibes don't ask me for directions. Just get Waze or Google maps.

[Jessicca N @JessNoblit]

Such a rough life for my cat.#Caturday