Jess

Then Snow White, she did right, in her life - had seven men to do the chores, cause that's not what a lady's for. I am the Proto-Hipster.

[Jess @JessPhilopater]

#happytuesday

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Just posted a photo @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/nEX7htlryg

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Sometimes one needs to make buttermilk biscuits for Saturday brunch. Needs, not wants. @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/bsfS9dDJn8

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New fridge day is best day. No filter needed (except for the fancy water dispenser and also the air inside the fridge because it’s ✨fancy✨) #thisisadulthood #homeownership #goodbyedemonfridge #helloautomaticiceballs https://t.co/Y8GFFt0VBu

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.@VirginAtlantic why is it, when I was the one who booked our flights, I’m only able to check my husband in via the app??? I MADE THE BOOKING NOT HIM THIS IS VERY FRUSTRATING.

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This is my new favorite. Headcannon accepted. That is all.

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Not a bad way to start off a day of sightseeing in London! #sayswhoIcantmixworkandpleasure #internationalwomamofbusiness #westminster #westminsterabbey @ Westminster Abbey https://t.co/dVI8xMtkkW

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Adventures at the Imagine Museum! @ Imagine Museum https://t.co/84fvsrOLXr

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Just posted a photo @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/dABfAJt9vs

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Just posted a photo @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/ns2kCNp3o6

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The views up here do not suck! @ Snowbird https://t.co/Jc2FfDQGXP

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Tell me you’re going to the Joann’s pattern sale this weekend without telling me you’re going to the Joann’s pattern sale this weekend… 😂 @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/vedUhKYooe

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I just witnessed an Amazon package getting delivered to an Amazon office and I’m not sure I’ve ever been more amused in my life 🤣

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This is how our stationer sent us our save the dates and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything so god damn CUTE. @fig2design @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/TqqyrZ8zw7

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Metal thimbles are too big and hurt my little fingers so naturally I’ve decided to make my own leather thimbles instead!! #crafty @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/JlJrFXazYD

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@ComePoppet I am an excellent cook and yet I’m only on my second of 2 bottles I purchased (from Costco so they’re huge) when I moved in here about 3.5 years ago..... I feel so conflicted now 🤣

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@ComePoppet I’m a career EA and I’m actively livid on this poor kids behalf. Because if she’s doing all that for $10/hr she’s likely a kid who doesn’t know any better. ARGH this is why we can’t have nice things!

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Just posted a photo @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/6KSEEfOrVK

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Just posted a photo @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/xXavFOJAYk

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Who needs actually gyms anyway?! @ Alexandria, Virginia https://t.co/gX7pFyAnjJ

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@LyndaC1962 @thatcutiecarly Ngl this sounds delicious.