Jess Rad

“A wise woman once said ‘Fuck this Shit’ and lived happily ever after” -a wise woman

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@takeyourzoloft Haha ooooo BURRRNNN!!

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@JarodWatson98 @netflix Cackling

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

This take is my take. still straight ELECTROCUTED kwame said yes 😱

[C @kissesfordayss]

Overall;
Kwame & Chelsea: Wake up and breakup, rather sign the divorce papers
Paul & Micah: Not shocked
Brett & Tiff: They singlehandedly carried this season,LOVE THEM
Bliss & Zack: They fit well together, I'm glad Bliss said yes
Marshall is a gem
#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlindS4

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@AmyStahl62 @CatsVaxnNatSec @missmulrooney @dachesney Omg this one 🤣 the truth behind it. These kids love the drama, unclear where they learned it from 🥴

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@missmulrooney I can’t tell you enough how relatable this is…every day my pre-k son’s teacher sends us an email with a question to engage him about his day…every day… “I didn’t do anything” “no one played with me” despite the pictures telling a completely different story 😂🙄

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@rouseyshirai I can’t stop cackling 😂😂

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@rickygervais Alcohol, coffee….realllly torn between home delivery and equality here

[Bob @tweetsbybob_]

“Do you watch Vanderpump Rules?” - me to anyone I’ve come in contact with in the past 24 hours

[Scotty Sea @ScawtySea]

@HeatherMcDonald This is so good #pumprules #Sandovalis40🤢

[Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy]

You're not using the Notes app on your iPhone to its full potential.

6 features you might not know about:

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

And people say we’re mean. like look at this, isn’t this nice?!?

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Launching Jello shots while crowd surfing, what a legend.

(via tiktok/elisamost21)

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

To the “generation of girls that watched Devon Sawa ask Christina Ricci can I keep you” and have been “chasing that feeling ever since”: Don’t forget to rewind the VHS tape and stick it back in the big plastic case. — Love you.

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@TysonApostol This was triggering. My immediate reaction was “you can f*#%k right off Tyson” and then I also immediately had to check myself and say “NO, you do not need to be that aggressive over sandwiches Jessica!”. That being said….1)WaWa, duh. 2) negotiable, not Subway 3) Jimmy Johns

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@dolphinschris @TulaneOwen @itscoreytho @UrbroTheroux Rude comment considering he DID try and didn’t succeed, hence him trying to see if whoever won is willing to part with it

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@dolphinschris @TulaneOwen @itscoreytho @UrbroTheroux Survivor auctions off the torches and other items from the season on eBay the end of every season for charity, that’s why people talk about bringing home their idols as souvenirs bc otherwise they have to bid on their own

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

😩not my husband and me last night going “ow…ow…OW….my knees…ugh I sat cross-legged for too long” (it was 5 minutes) 👵👵

[Arie Luyendyk Jr. @ariejr]

You don’t realize how old you are, until you get up after wrapping presents on the floor. 🤨

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

“A couple of us checked the social contract, and we’re gonna call your bluff” 😱😱😱

I mean I love when an episode ends and my jaw is on the floor and I’m shouting in my living room “UGH I LOVE THIS SHOW!”

This is top 3 best moves IMO…of all time. wow. #Survivor #Survivor43

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

@ShannonGaitz 👏👏👏 this was one of the best episodes I’ve ever seen. Jesse is 100% getting a winners edit. But can’t say he hasn’t earned it

[Jess Rad @JessRadddd]

SO I LIKE A DAD BOD OVER A BRAD BOD. GET OVER IT FAM. #Thanksgiving2022 #thanks #Thanksgiving