Jessie S

Twitter is fun. You just kinda talk to yourself and sometimes someone responds.

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Whenever I pack a gym bag to go to the gym right after work, carrying my work backpack and gym bag out to the car gives me flashbacks of my high school student athlete days.

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Maybe this will be the year I unsubscribe from unnecessary emails.

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The older I get the more I appreciate my mom. A little scatterbrained but overall content and unbothered as long as she has her coffee, chocolate, and word games.

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Which other millennials immediately look for the snacks when they first drop by their parents’ house or it just me

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Texts from my mom on a Tuesday.

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Christmas movie idea where they combine all the Christmas villains and it’s up to them to save Christmas. Scrooge, Grinch, Harry and Marv, Miles Finch, the Abominable Snowman.

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At that point in half marathon training where I think hmm maybe I could do another marathon…

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*To the tune of the 1990s Folger’s theme song*

🎶The best part of waking up, is going back to sleep.🎶

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My post it question for the month is “if you had the attention of the world for 10 seconds, what would you do” and my first response was “make everyone listen to Chappell Roan”

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The existential dread of being a school mental health therapist right now #nopressure

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Things I overhear students say in the library…

“Why are there no Harambe biographies”

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Tried saying “if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it” but it came out “don’t break what isn’t broken” which seems more profound

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The Gen Z kids (former athletes) I follow on IG use the note feature just like we used AOL away messages, to send passive aggressive messages to friends/exes/parents. I love it.

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Every few months I change my Bitmoji outfit and take it very seriously.

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Showing up to Father’s Day brunch massively hungover to remind my dad of the gem he raised.

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Seems only fitting that the soonest I could get in to see my doc to talk about starting anxiety meds is going to be on my 36th birthday.

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Starting to think that Charlotte the stingray is not actually pregnant and just fat.

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Where’s the support group for former athletes turned young adults that still felt compelled to workout 5+ days/week for most of their 20s and 30s and now trying to find a healthy balance but struggle with going 110% or nothing at all

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My work wife put in her notice and I feel like Lauren when Whitney decides to leave Teen Vogue. #thehills

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Those are my 14 emotional support tabs, please don’t close any of them.