Jessica Schwartz

Oy with the poodles already.

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Thank you @JustinTrudeau, @mclaudebibeau, @MPCelina, @telfordk and @CanadaDev for supporting mothers and children around the world. Will you be a #CatalystForHer and continue Canada’s global leadership on maternal and child health by giving $240M to @theGFF?

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Hey @Drake I want ya and I need ya to stand with @GlblCtzn as a health champion. Will you join me in calling on @JustinTrudeau to support women and children’s health by investing $240 million in @theGFF? #BeTheGeneration

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.@EmmanuelMacron @Elysee @JY_LeDrian @francediplo @RiouxRemy @AFD_en—As #ChampionsDuMonde 🇫🇷⚽🏆will you come to NY #GCFest on 29 Sept to support health & nutrition of women & girls in need, including in the Sahel, by pledging $200M to @theGFF? #CatalystForHealth #SheIsEqual

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Thank you for championing menstrual hygiene @akshaykumar @mrsfunnybones @AnushkaSharma. Will you help #GlobalCitizens end the period stigma once and for all by ensuring all girls and boys in India can access menstrual hygiene education? #ItsBloodyTime #BeTheGeneration

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1.5BN people suffer from neglected tropical diseases. @CharlesMichel🇧🇪 @Xavier_Bettel🇱🇺 @alain_berset🇨🇭will you join me @ GCF NY on 9/29 & commit to #BeatNTDs? We need your help to raise $250M/yr and reach 500M more people w/ treatment by 2020!

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After 3 pairs of @FryeBoots fell apart the answer I got was that they’re “not made for the city.” Cool I’ll wear them at home?

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.@DanishMFA @DFID_UK @ItalyMFA will u #FundEducation & be a key donor to @GPforEducation at next replenishment? https://t.co/jXPmc4YnJL

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@BorisJohnson @Tariqahmadbt pls prioritise ending preventable disease & gender discrimination at #CHOGM2018

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Every mother & child deserves best chance 4 healthy life! @KagutaMuseveni @RebeccaKadaga pls invest 15% of annual budget 2 save moms & kids!

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.@EPN @JJGomezCamacho @aguribfakim pls ensure #HLPWater prioritizes fecal sludge mgmt so all can survive & thrive #GlobalCitizen #SafeSludge

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"Wait until your friends start getting married. That's super depressing. Although. I've had my most sexually active year from weddings."

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But why are people surprised about the #brangelina breakup?

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No, the serving size is not "1/3 of brownie." No one eats 1/3 of a brownie.

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Smoothie bowls are elitist snacks. I don't know about you, but I'm not putting $10 worth of fruit into something like that.

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Whenever I get a package delivered at work I feel like my coworkers get a betting insight into my shopping addiction.

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"Thankfully, they removed the birds from my classroom." Teacher problems from my mom

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From now on, I will refer to Trader Joe's as "Joey's Traders" as my Dutch coworker does.

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"I just went to get an avocado. Quinoa and arugula weren't cutting it." #yuppielunches

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Hi I'm 26 and I struggle to stay away past 10:30.

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Am I the only person who hates the term "snowpocalypse"? Stop with the hyperbole people.